Viewing Thread:
"Long Story"

I went into Toymaster today. Some old woman (she was too old) was standing right outside the door being as obstructive as humanly possible. She was so old, the only reason she was waiting there was to catch her breath.

That is entirly true. STUPID OLD PEOPLE.

The moral thusly: don't be as so selfish as to try and get old.

I went into Toymaster today. Some old woman (she was too old) was standing right outside the door being as obstructive as humanly possible. She was so old, the only reason she was waiting there was to catch her breath.

That is entirly true. STUPID OLD PEOPLE.

The moral thusly: don't be as so selfish as to try and get old.

Old people, you can't beat them can you?

Shame.


Peter Kay, you genius.

Ashman wrote:
> Old people, you can't beat them can you?
>
> Shame.
>
>
> Peter Kay, you genius.

That is so true.

Get out of my topic Super Kev or I'll come to your house and stab you

And I won't knock, I'll just walk right in

mikelar wrote:
> Get out of my topic Super Kev or I'll come to your house and stab you

You are full of s**t, mate. You haven't got the balls, donkey chops.

I'm looking at your front door right now

mikelar wrote:
> I'm looking at your front door right now

Course you are sweetheart. Course you are.

It's a green door, I can see your mother making beef stew

Super Kev wrote:
> mikelar wrote:
> I'm looking at your front door right now
>
> Course you are sweetheart. Course you are.

He says, after scuttling back to his monitor from carefully checking every which way out of his window.