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"New Nintendo help to order your lunch from the office."

Nintendo are producing headsets so exec-types can order their lunches from the comfort of their own offices.

A spokesman said: "All they have to do is shout LUNCH!! and a small rocket will shortly deliver their food to them"

The rockets are propelled by the newly discovered Hudson gas which rapidly expands but manages not to affect anything in any noticeable way.

munn wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> munn wrote:
> I said in the cop pon your jokes make sense.
>
> Oh good you still can't type. Thanks for backing me up though. ;D
>
> And if I couldn't type then my posts would be blank.

Actually it doesn't let you post blank messages.

> For a change, this one does.
> But it's like, the opposite of funny.
> You know like, unfunny.
>
> Ah well, Aoe liked it apparently but then again he's not a mong.
>
> I beg to differ.

Then prepare to face many months of "Moron" in my Cop Pon entries.

munn wrote:
> I need to fiddl with your monkey balls.


There we go I'll just do deliberately what you usually manage to do accidentally.

Hedfix wrote:
> munn wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> YOUR MUNN
>
> YOU'RE*
>
> Like, duh.
>
> Another joke which goes *whoosh*

No, you see, jokes need to be funny.
Replacing M with two n's to make my name isn't funny.
It's crap, so I made a fool out of you.

Here's a joke.

What do you call something that isn't funny and barely has an IQ?
Hedfix.

Hedfix wrote:
> I need to fiddl with your monkey balls.

Bit of a typo you made, but I see you just put random words in the middle to throw people off.

munn wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> YOUR MUNN
>
> YOU'RE*
>
> Like, duh.

Another joke which goes *whoosh*

munn wrote:

> I beg

Hedfix wrote:
> YOUR MUNN

YOU'RE*

Like, duh.

Hedfix wrote:
> munn wrote:
> I said in the cop pon your jokes make sense.
>
> Oh good you still can't type. Thanks for backing me up though. ;D

There's a problem with my computer that won't let me type the opposite of "do"

Stupid computer.
It's not my fault.

And if I couldn't type then my posts would be blank.

Shock horror, but even if I'm typing "xlzdtr3w34nip4sdv8" I'm still typing.

> For a change, this one does.
> But it's like, the opposite of funny.
> You know like, unfunny.
>
> Ah well, Aoe liked it apparently but then again he's not a mong.

I beg to differ.

YOUR MUNN

Hedfix wrote:
> munn wrote:
> I said in the cop pon your jokes make sense.
>
> For a change, this one does.
> But it's like, the opposite of funny.
> You know like, unfunny.

Agreeing with me?
That's OK then.

An example of a funny joke for you (albeit slightly racist, but it's still funny)

.... no, I can't say it.