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"New Nintendo help to order your lunch from the office."

Nintendo are producing headsets so exec-types can order their lunches from the comfort of their own offices.

A spokesman said: "All they have to do is shout LUNCH!! and a small rocket will shortly deliver their food to them"

The rockets are propelled by the newly discovered Hudson gas which rapidly expands but manages not to affect anything in any noticeable way.

Majick.

gaybys wrote:
>

munn wrote:
> I knew it could be done, but alt 0160, it don't work no more.
> Me two styupid two no how.

Quote my blank post and all the mysteries of the universe shall be revealed.

gaybys wrote:
> This wasn't funny. At all.

I concur.

And Munn am a god. Leave him, ficks. He was right - your joke did suck.

I knew it could be done, but alt 0160, it don't work no more.
Me two styupid two no how.

Tada.

Hedfix wrote:
> munn wrote:
>
> No, you see, jokes need to be funny.
> Replacing M with two n's to make my name isn't funny.
>
> Shock horror you may have actually understood a joke, better call
> 118.
>
> It's crap, so I made a fool out of you.
>
> Correction: You're crap,

How am I crap? Crap at what? You moan at me for not being able to construct a post, when yours don't even make sense. In future tell me whatI'm crap at.
> you can barely construct a post

can' I yes:

let alone
> get a few simple jokes.

If what you type are jokes, then everything in the world must be hilarious to you.
"Oh look, a snake, it's slithering! HILARIOUS!! HAHAHA"

> The nearest you've come to getting a joke was a drunken fumble with
> your gran last christmas.

Except that that didn't happen. So here you go just saying stupid things with nothing to back it up.

>
> Here's a joke.
>
> What do you call something that isn't doesn't understand jokes, gets
> the p!ss taken put of him by various forum users and barely has an
> IQ?
>
> Munn.

Funny, I don't see anybody taking the p|ss out of me.
I see you trying, and Azul tried even harder (but was even worse), but none of you actually can.

Also, the 118 joke bore no relevance, and wasn't funny.
You'll notice it was only stupid people that found it funny too.
And as for the barely has an IQ, you're one to talk.

Hedfix wrote:
> gaybys wrote:
> This wasn't funny. At all.
>
> Thankyou. I didn't think it was much cop but arguing with Munn's
> quite good fun as he thinks he's intelligent.

Ha, I know I'm more intelligent than you.
Of course, even carpets are more intelligent than you.