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"New Nintendo help to order your lunch from the office."

Nintendo are producing headsets so exec-types can order their lunches from the comfort of their own offices.

A spokesman said: "All they have to do is shout LUNCH!! and a small rocket will shortly deliver their food to them"

The rockets are propelled by the newly discovered Hudson gas which rapidly expands but manages not to affect anything in any noticeable way.

*glances over new posts*

*Yawn*

Been playing Fable all day.

The 118 joke did suck though.

Trying to tie the new number for directory enquiries in with the number for the american emergency services just doesnt work.

Hedfix wrote:
> munn wrote:
>
> Also, the 118 joke bore no relevance, and wasn't funny.
>
> Still on that one?
>
> It took 5 people to explain it to you and you still hardly got it.

Funny, only one person attempted to explain it, and that was Aoe, who's like, 12, so he's stupid.

Aoe wrote:
> munn wrote:
> But it makes sense, unlike this 118 joke, which doesn't.
>
> Yes it does. He was reffering to the old 192 number and how it's
> changed to 118.
>
> And also the fact that the topic was actually about the numbers 911
> and not 192 makes it even more funnier.

The only other person who actually laughed was Mystique. Mystique. Yes. Must be brilliant.

And tell me how that explanation there must make it make sense and be funny.

Crap.

munn wrote:
>
> Also, the 118 joke bore no relevance, and wasn't funny.

Still on that one?

It took 5 people to explain it to you and you still hardly got it.

Lick your balls a little less often and use the time to think before you post.

munn wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> 13 munn - sometimes i think you suck.
>
> Yeah, that'll be when I'm acting like a twit.
> I like to argue, so I'll argue about something that infuriates most
> people, solely to be able to argue.

Do carry on.

mattributé wrote:
> gaybys wrote:
> This wasn't funny. At all.
>
> I concur.
>
> And Munn am a god. Leave him, ficks. He was right - your joke did
> suck.

and your opinion counts for SO much tribs.

Crap music, crap at SC:PT etc.

Plus you got the g and d the wrong way round.

*Throws stick*

Don't fight over it now.

Rickoss wrote:
> That was really, really lame Hedfix. :-)

But still not as lame as Munn.

munn wrote:
>
> Oh please no. I won'tbe able to take it.

He didn't threaten to stick a cork up your back passage so you can continue with your friday night antics unhindered.

That was really, really lame Hedfix. :-)