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"Tory Party Conference"

Ha
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Think that sums it up

Light wrote:
> Then I realised that I was disagreeing with most of the Tories I met;
> the stuff I said for comic effect, they actually meant.
>
>
> I WILL have my revenge on you for this...

Ahhh, but you see! We all make mistakes when we are young. At least you aren't a tory now. :D

*chortle*

Pandaemonium wrote:

> Remind me if I'm wrong, but weren't you a member of the Young
> Conservatives a number of years back? :D


Erm...no!

By which I mean, erm...yeah. What can I say; I was young. I was foolish. I was 6 months away from being planted in cement watching a member of the public sprinting toward me, shovel in hand.

Then I realised that I was disagreeing with most of the Tories I met; the stuff I said for comic effect, they actually meant.


I WILL have my revenge on you for this...

Light wrote:
> Busted have come out in support of the Tory Party.
>
> If anyone needed further proof that these three mewling musical
> abortions need burying up to their shoulders in cement before the
> general public are charged 5 quid a time to take a 10 metre run up
> and smash the Busted Boy of your choice in the face with a
> poo-smeared shovel, then this is surely it.

Remind me if I'm wrong, but weren't you a member of the Young Conservatives a number of years back? :D

Busted have come out in support of the Tory Party.

If anyone needed further proof that these three mewling musical abortions need burying up to their shoulders in cement before the general public are charged 5 quid a time to take a 10 metre run up and smash the Busted Boy of your choice in the face with a poo-smeared shovel, then this is surely it.

Damn I missed it, and I was looking forward to this as well.

'Tha sistas are in'

That'll be the Rage-inspired message of her election campaign.

Yes, Year of the Boomerang did just come on.....

Hague was rubbish at PR but was the best at challenging Blair in Parliament.

Yeah, but she'll have iron 'undergarments'. I couldn't bring myself to say pants/knickers.

Bring back William Hague - he was seriously funny. And that 17-year-old posh Tory totty is speaking tomorrow. She wants to lead the party one day. A good-looking Prime Minister - that just might motivate me to vote.

Howard reminds everybody of Thatcher - so with him at the helm they'll never so much as sniff No.10.

And that's the way it should stay if you're thinking about voting Tory.

He plays his 'I'm an immigrant' card too often... especially when as you say he follows it up with anti-immigrant policies.