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"Futurama Quotes Thread"

I think we used to have one of these, but it got lost in the annals of time (that means the past, not up the bum).

Anyway, pound-for-pound Futurama is turning out far greater than the Simpsons, and I find the humour much more appealing. Glad they didn't ruin it by stretching the magic out too far. I'll start:

"Fry, come quick, it's me, Bigface."
"Bigfoot! You're real! And you taught yourself English!"

"Y'know, I think I've actually learnt something from Bender. So long, jerkwads!"

etc.

Zapp: "If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."

Zapp (after having his ship crashing towards a planet) "You win again, gravity!"

Zapp (givin Kiff advice) "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."

Zapp: "Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast"

Zapp: "I'm the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan."

Zapp Brannigan: "Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts!"
Kif: "the boy, sir?"
ZB: "you Kif, YOU lay out my formal shorts"


Zapp Brannigan: "i've made it with a woman, inform the men"

Zoidberg: "Friends, Help! a guinea pig tricked me!"

Anything Zoidberg says when he's being the detective is also fried gold.

I so need to get those DVDs back.

Dude, come on MSN.

"Cool your jets, hotshot."
"Maybe you're right, I should calm down."
"No, I mean literally cool your jets. You're melting Bender's face."

"I'll save me!"

"It's every man for himself! Help me Leela!"

Professor - Arghhh! you've killed me
Leela - Oh my god! What have i done?
Professor - I just told you, you killed me.

"This movie has everything - a vampire and an explosion!"

I agree, the 4 series are far better than the simpsons over the last 5 or 6 seasons.

The professor on benders magic vile used in the Iron chef contest:

'Why its nothing but plain water, .....spiked with a little LSD......'

"I'll never forget you, Fry... MEMORY DELETED"
"This movie has everything - a vampire and an explosion!"

Plus hundreds more.

monkey_man wrote:
> I think we used to have one of these, but it got lost in the annals of
> time (that means the past, not up the bum).

Ah ha, good one.

Its not a quote, but the one where they go to that robot planet and get tried is great.

"Now judging...Please wait"