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Anyway, pound-for-pound Futurama is turning out far greater than the Simpsons, and I find the humour much more appealing. Glad they didn't ruin it by stretching the magic out too far. I'll start:
"Fry, come quick, it's me, Bigface."
"Bigfoot! You're real! And you taught yourself English!"
"Y'know, I think I've actually learnt something from Bender. So long, jerkwads!"
etc.
Professor: Just collecting honey; ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound so bad.
Professor: This is no ordinary honey!
Fry: Why is everyone wearing those rings?
Amy: Guh! Because nobody wears 'em anymore. Rings are stupid.
Fry: I think they look cool.
Amy: Shhh, don't let anyone hear you say that.
Guy: Hey did that lot say rings are cool?
Amy: Nope. He said they're stupid.
Guy: Cool!
A Neutral: "Sir, it's a beige alert."
And...
A Neutral: "Should we strike, Sir?"
Another Neutral: "All I know is, my gut says MAYBE."
And...
ANother Neutral: "If I don't survive, tell my wife HELLO."
All Genius.
> Zapp: Have the "boy" lay-out my formal shorts.
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> Kiff: The "boy", sir?
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> Zapp: Yes, you, you lay out my formal shorts.
you BLATANT copycat :P
Orphan: How do I flush you daddy Bender?
Zoidberg: "Any while you're under the knife, you can get an ink pouch to help escape your enemies"
Professor: "That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard you imbocile"
Zoidberg: *Squirts ink and scuttles off* "WhoopWhoopWhoopWhoop"
Also worth a mention:
Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain... nononono, not that mouth"
Fry: "I only have one"
Zoidberg: "Really?!"
Fry: "Er... is there a human doctor around?!"
Zoidberg: "Young lady, I'm an expert on humans, now pick a mouth, open it, and say, "Glurglurlgur""
Fry: "*ahem* Glurgluurgluur"
Zoidberg: "WHAT? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT! GET OUT!"
Bender: “Bathwhat?”
Fry: “Bathroom.”
Bender: “Whatroom?”
Fry: “Bathroom!”
Bender: “Whatwhat?”
Leela: “We're going to deliver this crate like professionals.”
Fry: “Aw. Can't we just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it?”
Bender: “Too much work! I say we burn it, then say we dumped it in the sewer!”
Leela: “We've got to talk to you about Fry.”
Bender: “Yeah! We want some money! Wait, what's this about Fry?”
Kiff: The "boy", sir?
Zapp: Yes, you, you lay out my formal shorts.