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Thu 30/09/04 at 13:02
"Pouch Ape"
Posts: 14,499
I think we used to have one of these, but it got lost in the annals of time (that means the past, not up the bum).

Anyway, pound-for-pound Futurama is turning out far greater than the Simpsons, and I find the humour much more appealing. Glad they didn't ruin it by stretching the magic out too far. I'll start:

"Fry, come quick, it's me, Bigface."
"Bigfoot! You're real! And you taught yourself English!"

"Y'know, I think I've actually learnt something from Bender. So long, jerkwads!"

Thu 14/10/04 at 00:12
"Chavez, just hush.."
Posts: 11,080
Morbo has some of the best quotes:

Linda: "All in all, this is one day Mittens the kitten won't soon forget."
Morbo: "Kittens give Morbo gas. In lighter news, the city of New New York is doomed. Blame rests with known human Professor Hubert Farnsworth and his tiny, inferior brain."

Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his TelePrompTer. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat."
Linda: "It's a T, it goes tah."
Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

And one from Fry:

"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Wed 13/10/04 at 22:49
Posts: 3,505
'All humans are vermin in the eye's of Morbo'
Mon 11/10/04 at 20:41
Posts: 552
After everyone's recieved their $300 tax refund.
Bender (looks at different cigars ranging from $10 to $300 and final cigar priced at $10,000); I'll give you $300 for it.

Cigar Seller ; I'm sorry sir no, but we do have a $300 cigar?

Bender; Nah, i'll just take your $300 set of burgular tools.

Cigar Seller ; Wonderful choice sir.

(I can't remember the exact words)
Sun 10/10/04 at 21:32
"Chavez, just hush.."
Posts: 11,080
My pipe hurts.
Sat 09/10/04 at 23:56
"Bad Wolf; England"
Posts: 920
(After Fry & Bender help Zap Branigan mutiny against Leela)

(As Bender takes Leela to 'The Brig')

Bender: "Don't worry Leela, someday we'll look back at this and laugh."

(Bender stands in doorway)

Bender: "Ah ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha!"

(Door closes)
Thu 07/10/04 at 13:12
Posts: 6,015
Zap: Kif, it's time to start our lives as civilians. That's an order soldier!

Professor: Leela, who are you talking to?
Zap: Just a broken down hobo who's hit rock bottom, and his commanding officer.


Zap: There's one thing you've forgotten: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock! And scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. And fetch me a large rock.


Zap: What drives a man to be neutral? A lust for gold? Power? Or just a cold heart filled with neutrality?


We have failed to uphold Brannigan's law. But I did make it with a hot alien babe. And is that not what man dreamed of as he first looked up at the stars? Kif I'm asking you a question!
Thu 07/10/04 at 01:03
"Bad Wolf; England"
Posts: 920
(After the crew see the advert for Planet Express)

Fry: "Are there really any giant birds in space?"
Professor: "Oh, my no. It's breakfast time."

*Professor walks into kitchen*

Professor: "I hope everyone likes eggs!"

*Professor approaches massive 6-pack of eggs. A vulture-like bird hatches from one of the eggs and attempts to eat the Professor*

Feel free to correct any mistakes I've made!
Sat 02/10/04 at 12:23
"Jog on, sunshine"
Posts: 8,979
Zoidberg: "Be careful with that Adelei, Leela, he's a Doctor, they're very poor"
Leela: "Actually, most doctors are rich"
Zoidberg: "What? When did this happen? You're joking, right? That's not funny!"
Sat 02/10/04 at 12:18
"Jog on, sunshine"
Posts: 8,979
Hermes: "What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!"
Zoidberg: "Hermes quiet, I'm deducing things!"


Bender: "That plot makes perfect sense, wink wink"
Zoidberg: "Bender, you said wink wink out loud"
Bender: "No I didn't, raise middle finger"
Sat 02/10/04 at 11:14
"Pouch Ape"
Posts: 14,499
After Fry steals Spock's head and John Frakes' head slides to the front:
Frakes: "Yes! Front row!"

After Kiff sighs at the prospect of being 'snoo-snooed' to death:
Zapp: "What are you, gay?"

Bender: "Cheese it!!!"

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