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"Am I the greatest comedian who ever lived?"

I just realised something, children, and that something is this:

I make myself laugh more than any other person or comedian ever has. I'm just the funniest guy who ever lived. Funny is in my bones. Funny is in my blood.
It is a part of me, it flows through my veins and I can feel it's ancient power surging through me.




I am The Funny.


So, in addition to being Best Looking and Greatest, that pretty much makes me set for life. Except for Most Modest: that's one title that always slips from my smooth yet muscular grasp.

You don't even make sense.

For instance:

Mexican #1: "So then, El Fuedo, how are your donkeys today?"

Let's assume you're really El Fuedo;

El Fuedo: "Hahah, they're all asses. Oh, wait wrong word."

Yeah your funny, your so funny that you ..... in ur pants when you were taking a leak and thats not possible to take a leak and a .... at the same time.

You know the meniscular blockage

I'll comment on the hermaphrodite situation at a later date, folks, in the meantime, lets keep thing gender-specific.


Or, in the case of Mav, Gender-Spaztic.

Microchips wrote:
>It used to be funny, but then you...
> changed.


I'm intrigued.


Oh wait, wrong word. I'm bored.

Oh my God!

He's a hermaphrodite!

You're such a fool, really. It used to be funny, but then you... changed.

Dark Rider wrote:
> I'm sure many more people will be greater comedians, after your death.


I doubt that. History shows that no one before me has been so funny; we can only assume that shall be true of the future.


Besides, I bet even my death will be funny: everyone will be laughing!

Or Rod Hull. Definitely up there with you. Oh, and maybe Little and Large, but they count as two, really.

Please stop.

My sides cannot take much more of this continuous splitting. Your wit is unsurpassed.

Well, it's a difficult decision, but I'm afraid I'll have to vote for Bill Hicks instead.