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"Am I the greatest comedian who ever lived?"

I just realised something, children, and that something is this:

I make myself laugh more than any other person or comedian ever has. I'm just the funniest guy who ever lived. Funny is in my bones. Funny is in my blood.
It is a part of me, it flows through my veins and I can feel it's ancient power surging through me.




I am The Funny.


So, in addition to being Best Looking and Greatest, that pretty much makes me set for life. Except for Most Modest: that's one title that always slips from my smooth yet muscular grasp.

Yeah your funny, your so funny that you ..... in ur pants when you were taking a leak and thats not possible to take a leak and a .... at the same time.

You know the meniscular blockage

You don't even make sense.

For instance:

Mexican #1: "So then, El Fuedo, how are your donkeys today?"

Let's assume you're really El Fuedo;

El Fuedo: "Hahah, they're all asses. Oh, wait wrong word."

You have a pee-pee and a hoo-hoo. Now that's funny.

Tanoy wrote:
> Or, in the case of Mav, Gender-Spaztic.

Who said you could go looking inside my case?

That gender-spaztic was supposed to be a secret weapon. Now you've RUINED EVERYTHING!

Microchips wrote:
> You don't even make sense.
>
> For instance:
>
> Mexican #1: "So then, El Fuedo, how are your donkeys
> today?"
>
> Let's assume you're really El Fuedo;
>
> El Fuedo: "Hahah, they're all asses. Oh, wait wrong word."



Does anyone give a damn about what this guy says?

Hahahahahhaha. You're funny because your a living freak. Hahahaa.

English_Bloke wrote:
> You have a pee-pee and a hoo-hoo. Now that's funny.


Yes, it is, but not AS funny as I.


I can't tell you how you rate in the global standings, but I can tell you where you aren't: at the top. Of the global standings in comedy. Is anyone following..?

Tanoy wrote:

> Does anyone give a damn about what this guy says?

Oh the ironing.

It is delicious.

dudes wrote:
> Yeah your funny, your so funny that you ..... in ur pants when you
> were taking a leak and thats not possible to take a leak and a ....
> at the same time.
>
> You know the meniscular blockage

Hahahahahaha.

Greatest post ever.