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"I'm joining a gym"

I'll be a sexy beast

And throwing chairs at the wall when interrogating a 'perp'.

I have to lift up some fat people when they've been leg-strapped.

English here drags crims around by the scruff of their chavvy necks, you don't hear him complaining :P

Yeah, but he's only a kid.

SHEEPY wrote:
> All I ever do is stack shelves.
>
> 12 x 1.5 litre bottles of Volic is one heavy beatch

I carry 12 x 2 litre bottles of coke about most saturdays. I don't consider it to be particularly heavy. And I'm a lanky streak of pish.

I worked in a brewery for a couple of nights, lugging full barrels of beer about for 8 hours. That was freaking horrible.

munn wrote:
> Hang on, do you work in Safeway?
> If you don't, I've no idea where I got the idea that you did from.
>
> Hmmm.

He used to work in safeway.

If all the money spent on bottled water in countries with clean, safe tap water was spent on providing clean water supplies in Third World counties, everybody on Earth would have clean safe tap water.

Course, if all that money was spent on anti-radiation suits for all us lot, we could just nuke the poor ******s and live without guilt.

Hang on, do you work in Safeway?
If you don't, I've no idea where I got the idea that you did from.

Hmmm.

Water in my shop:

Volvic - Plain and 4 flavours - 330ml, 500ml and 1.5ml
Evian - 330ml, 500ml and 1.5 ml
Highland Spring - Normal and Sparkling - 330ml, (500ml for normal) and 1.5 ml

Pretend to hurt yourself and get crushed by your heavy lifting - then you can sue Safeway for half a million, and you won't need to work until you finish Uni (unless you lose the case)