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"Ducks Rock"

So why would somebody do this?

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Ducks rock. Somebody should stab neds with screwdrivers.
Quack.

Damn, I meant to put this in General.

As do I, and we have cows in our fields at the minute, so I can study them.
Indeed.

That's becasue they're always eating.
Seriously, whenever I look at a cow, it's eating - and I live next to a farm.

They take a dump on average of 16 times a day.

I'm arguing on the internet about the ultimateness of ducks and the crapping capabilites of a cow. Dearie me.

Well, it would mean that a duck would make a very good concert singer (if it could sing) as you wouldn't have echoes at the venue bouncing from the walls.

Magick.

And it doesn't really make them crap more, it just means that their crap is a lot more digested, and therefore they don't get constipated.
Pretty much.

No it doesn't.
That's like me saying, "cows have four stomachs, that makes them untimate." It doesn't make them anything, except take a crap more than anything else.

A ducks quack does not echo, that makes them ultimate.

They'll scream if you shoot them with a .22

But ducks quack.

I take it you have never swatted a fly then?
Killed a wasp?
Stood on an earwig?
Set up a mousetrap?
Placed a rat trap?

Oh, and ducks are okay.

The Hibernator wrote:
> I love ducks - and I won't tolerate any form of animal cruelty.

Anyone who makes an animal suffer doesn't deserve to share the air we breathe. The bas*ards