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"Sex Education "Workshop""

Got this in an hour and a half. I'm extremely worried.

mikelar wrote:
> I can remember we watched a clip of a man walking across his landing
> naked.

either you're about my age or they NEVER change the tape :)

and yeah, i 2nd Borats question :D

Dirty Cah.

Got any pictures of her?

Well, she did claim all information was from various other sources but she was sussed.

Your science teacher certainly likes her sperm.

We also learnt that if you eat pineapples, you're sperm tastes like such.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Biology today was much the same. We were doing cells, cytoplasm,
> membrane etc. when the teacher felt the need to tell us that sperm
> tastes sugary because of all the glucose in it - caused by
> respiration. Beat that for embarassment.

Especially as the teacher probably meant to say semen, which is the substance the sperm are ejaculated into the v@gina in. An actual sperm would hardly be a delicacy anyway. And imagine asking the waiter if the "sperm special of the day" comes with chips...

Are you saying you learnt that glucose is a by product of respiration?

Biology today was much the same. We were doing cells, cytoplasm, membrane etc. when the teacher felt the need to tell us that sperm tastes sugary because of all the glucose in it - caused by respiration. Beat that for embarassment.

9 inches eh? I can top that because mines a 9 centimeter monster. And we all know that one cm is bigger than one inch, because it takes 2.5 cm to make one inch.

Oh f**k.

When I had sex education someone asked the female teacher how big the average erection was..

she said that "size doesn't matter and whatever you have is normal and its what you do with it that counts etc etc and to answer the question the average erect penis is nine inches long"

sounds reasonable