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Got this in an hour and a half. I'm extremely worried.
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Everyone would be wearing a condom though.
Wonder if this will include learning to put condoms on. With bananas to practise on. *snigger*
They come with instructions anyway so i don't really see the point.
They come with instructions anyway so i don't really see the point.
No no, all the kids would practice by fitting the condoms on each other.
But do they come with bananas?
Semajál wrote:
> Wonder if this will include learning to put condoms on. With bananas
> to practise on. *snigger*
>
> They come with instructions anyway so i don't really see the point.
Yeah right. Like anyone at school nowadays can read. I bet anyone who views this post at school is getting their classroom assistant or "special" helper to read it to them, the headmaster takes it up the chuffer, such is the paucity of educational standards.
> Wonder if this will include learning to put condoms on. With bananas
> to practise on. *snigger*
>
> They come with instructions anyway so i don't really see the point.
Yeah right. Like anyone at school nowadays can read. I bet anyone who views this post at school is getting their classroom assistant or "special" helper to read it to them, the headmaster takes it up the chuffer, such is the paucity of educational standards.
When I had sex education someone asked the female teacher how big the average erection was..
she said that "size doesn't matter and whatever you have is normal and its what you do with it that counts etc etc and to answer the question the average erect penis is nine inches long"
sounds reasonable
she said that "size doesn't matter and whatever you have is normal and its what you do with it that counts etc etc and to answer the question the average erect penis is nine inches long"
sounds reasonable
9 inches eh? I can top that because mines a 9 centimeter monster. And we all know that one cm is bigger than one inch, because it takes 2.5 cm to make one inch.
Oh f**k.
Oh f**k.
Biology today was much the same. We were doing cells, cytoplasm, membrane etc. when the teacher felt the need to tell us that sperm tastes sugary because of all the glucose in it - caused by respiration. Beat that for embarassment.
Are you saying you learnt that glucose is a by product of respiration?
Forest Fan wrote:
> Biology today was much the same. We were doing cells, cytoplasm,
> membrane etc. when the teacher felt the need to tell us that sperm
> tastes sugary because of all the glucose in it - caused by
> respiration. Beat that for embarassment.
Especially as the teacher probably meant to say semen, which is the substance the sperm are ejaculated into the v@gina in. An actual sperm would hardly be a delicacy anyway. And imagine asking the waiter if the "sperm special of the day" comes with chips...
> Biology today was much the same. We were doing cells, cytoplasm,
> membrane etc. when the teacher felt the need to tell us that sperm
> tastes sugary because of all the glucose in it - caused by
> respiration. Beat that for embarassment.
Especially as the teacher probably meant to say semen, which is the substance the sperm are ejaculated into the v@gina in. An actual sperm would hardly be a delicacy anyway. And imagine asking the waiter if the "sperm special of the day" comes with chips...
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