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"Console Wars - who is the best?"

I couldn't think up a title so I used the example provided.


Umm. So, is Console Wars a contest of some kind? Do I have to console people?

Alright, here goes: There, there. Turn that frown upside down.




Do I win a prize?

Tanoy wrote:

> That's the funniest thing I've heard all week. But I'm going to a
> comedy night tonight (with Freshers at uni), so your achievement may
> be short lived.

i'll get over it.

Tyla wrote:
> Tanoy wrote:
> Was it my 'In Your Face' attitude?
>
> Must 'ave blinked and missed that!;D


You misspelled 'have' as 'ave'. Unless you were intentionally trying to talk like an idiot, in which case you're excused.

The ability to mash a sentence together and spell words correctly, mostly.

And Tyla, will do, any requests to what I should blame my psychotic tendencies on? I'm open to anything, ABBA posters in my bedroom, shrines to Rod Hull, bring it on, I'm happy.

Very_Metal wrote:

>and "extinguish the small child" bonus games.


That's the funniest thing I've heard all week. But I'm going to a comedy night tonight (with Freshers at uni), so your achievement may be short lived.

Tanoy wrote:
> Was it my 'In Your Face' attitude?

Must 'ave blinked and missed that!;D

Azul wrote:

> I liked you at first, but now my opinion of you could be compared to
> my opinion of Spagnola Carte D'Or. And I don't like Spagnola Carte
> D'Or very much.

I don't like it much either. So does that mean I hate myself?


Incidentally, what did you like about me? Was it my 'In Your Face' attitude?

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Was it the him? Terrible sorry, should have said 'it'.
>
> And sorry for the tension, but I'm ready to slaughter half the people
> in here.

Lo Dar, slaughter away

Tanoy wrote:
> Very_Metal wrote:
> an advance copy of "Super Samaritan Bros."
>
> Ooh- does it include the legendary 'Help the spaztic orphan find his
> parents' level?

it most certainly does, right after the "re-house the tramp" and "extinguish the small child" bonus games.

Tanoy wrote:
> 'Awesome, someone with a sense of humour.
>
> If any of you fishwitted retard children drive him off I will
> personally remove your noses.'
>
> I hate this guy already and I've only known him five seconds.

there's gratitude eh Grix?

Very_Metal wrote:
> an advance copy of "Super Samaritan Bros."



Ooh- does it include the legendary 'Help the spaztic orphan find his parents' level?