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"Bloody Hell it's Windy Outside"

Earlier today I ventured to the post office, and before I knew it, both my eyebrows had gone. Don't worry though, you can fashion draft excluders into convincing replacements. The only downside is I have a mono-brow making me look inherently evil.

Actually I love it (the wind) - I have my window wide open listening to the trees swaying all night. Inside every mono-browed evil looking lunatic beats the heart of a poet.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> *thinks of last time Mystique offered herself*
>
> Yes you.
******

Offered myself?
What the hell am I? A bloody sacrafice to King Kong?

What....I thought I got rid of the nuts during the last oper..err um..err

*Runs*

*thinks of last time Mystique offered herself*

Yes you.

Mystique wrote:
> Careful! They're genuine MFI "oak finish" drawers!"

I thought they smelt faintly of chestnut ...

...Wha? Me?

Frigid. Or a lesbian. Or a frigid lesbian.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Goodnight!
>
> *swaggers off sniggering with Mysts drawers in his hand*
***

Careful! They're genuine MFI "oak finish" drawers!"

do either of you want to buy a yellow card?

SHEEPY wrote:
> HAHAH I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!
*******
;)

Goodnight!

*swaggers off sniggering with Mysts drawers in his hand*