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"Resident Evil 4 jisms"

OMG etc

jisms:
everything

Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen



This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.

Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.

I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.

Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.


You want this game.



Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..

Hedfix wrote:
> Old H.I.G.N.F.Y QI [New] H.I.G.N.F.Y

Agree.

Old H.I.G.N.F.Y > QI > [New] H.I.G.N.F.Y

QI is balls. Occasionally it's funny, but Stephen Fry is such a tw*t that it's hard to enjoy.

QI > H.I.G.N.F.Y

Tphi wrote:
> Dringo wrote:
> Lol, General Studies, the Cycling proficency of the education world.
>
> *Cries and clutches his Cycling Profiency badge and bronze swimming
> Certificate*

Have I Got News For You.

The source of all serious humour.

I want the Broken Butterfly.


I've just got enough to buy the large attache case, then I want to sell my shotgun to buy the automatic one, replace my Red 09 (*cry*) with the new handgun model and buy the Broken Butterfly.

I'm keeping my rifle + scope though, I don't think I'll replace it with assualt rifle + scope, rapid fire weapons are for n00bs.

Dringo wrote:
> Lol, General Studies, the Cycling proficency of the education world.

*Cries and clutches his Cycling Profiency badge and bronze swimming Certificate*

Tomoose wrote:
> gamesfreak wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> end of may then? :D
>
> You have module exams in January for AS/A2.
>
> Yeah I meant the ones this Jan. After these, I'll be a third of the
> way towards getting into York. Well more than that really, but i'll
> have one full A-Level already, and none of this General Studies crap.

Lol, General Studies, the Cycling proficency of the education world.

gamesfreak wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> end of may then? :D
>
> You have module exams in January for AS/A2.

Yeah I meant the ones this Jan. After these, I'll be a third of the way towards getting into York. Well more than that really, but i'll have one full A-Level already, and none of this General Studies crap.

I know.

Hence the ':D'

Depending on the courses you're doing you can have modules anytime Jan through to May, especially if you have retakes/extra module choices etc.