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"Resident Evil 4 jisms"

OMG etc

jisms:
everything

Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen



This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.

Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.

I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.

Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.


You want this game.



Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..

Victor Lewis Smith, The Mary Whitehouse Experience and Stephen Lynch are the holy trinity of comedy genius.

Little Britain was genius until they made a second episode.

N64 Fan wrote:
> Buzzcocks has got to be the cra*pest programme on TV.
> Give me Little Britain anyday!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM no.

Cycloon wrote:
> 1) Bill Baile is God

and Bill Bailey isn't?

1) Bill Baile is God
2) Rich Hall is God ('I Blame Society' being a great book(
3) Fry pwns them all

Buzzcocks has got to be the cra*pest programme on TV.
Give me Little Britain anyday!

Bill Bailey never could step into the shoes of Irish Sean from Buzzcocks.

Oh, and Rich Hall and Bill Bailey completely pwn Fry. Although Bill Bailey kinda sucks on Buzzcocks/QI.

Bah, he sucks.

Rickoss wrote:
> QI is balls. Occasionally it's funny, but Stephen Fry is such a tw*t
> that it's hard to enjoy.

Steven Fry is a legend. It's the morons around him that ruin QI.

HIGNFY is superior, but Fry pwns them all.