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jisms:
everything
Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen
This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.
Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.
I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.
Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.
You want this game.
Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..
> My cows still licked my face after serious neglect, and my sheep was
> still giving golden wool about two years after I stopped washing it.
> Leave them outside, and they'll be fine.
>
> You can plant trees as well, as they'll still grow without you
> watering them, just a bit slower. I had about 4 of every tree type
> (all the hybrid ones as well) all over the place, picked fruit about
> twice a year and made millions through the seed maker.
I was thinking about getting HM, but now I know what the gameplay actually involves, there is no way I'm going to bother.
A game about planting trees, I can't thin.....*nods off*
It's great, you just set the alarm to 12 o clock and sleep and sleep and sleep for 10 days, then go outside and make sure no animals are ill (which happened once in about 4 years) maybe clean then or whatever, but it doesn't really matter.
My cows still licked my face after serious neglect, and my sheep was still giving golden wool about two years after I stopped washing it. Leave them outside, and they'll be fine.
You can plant trees as well, as they'll still grow without you watering them, just a bit slower. I had about 4 of every tree type (all the hybrid ones as well) all over the place, picked fruit about twice a year and made millions through the seed maker.
That's it, sleep and sleep and sleep if you really want to know what happens in each new chapter.
Hint: nothing remotely interesting.
> I'm determined to completely finish Harvest Moon too.
You'll have died of boredom :D
> If you press A+B+L+R altogether you don't have to worry about getting
> the right combination :)
Yup I ended up doing that most times.
> The button-combo can be a bit of a ball-buster. Especially the A B
> one. I usually make a bit of a mess of it when that one flashes up.
Well at least you know you press A and B together. My mate was going A-B-A-B... so never pressed them together and wondered why he died. :P