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This comes soon after Dad Terrorists chucked condoms full of purple powder at our fearless leader.
Wow, glad to see that in this age of menace and threat that our security forces are as vigilant as ever.
I mean, it's not as if there were thousands of policemen outside on duty, trying to control people in barbour jackets from shouting a lot and fighting or anything.
If one were so inclinded, one could suggest that this supposed "high state of alert" that we operate under is, in fact, complete balls?
Which is odd, because I remember in the build up (here he goes again) to Iraq, we had tanks on the streets and checkpoints everywhere.
But now that the evil terrorist madmanhitlermaniac Hussein is...um...somewhere, 5 people can just run right into the heart of government?
Something's not right here folks, and no amount of hyperbole will change
the fact that whatever measures are being suggested for your "protection" will change that.
DNA databases, identity cards, spying on your neighbours etc etc.
Yet on a day with thousands of police drafted in to assist against pro-hunt commies, a handful can slip through this supercop battalion and come within gobbing distance of government figures.
Goes to prove that all this security, all this pinched-face panic stories about darkies plotting in basements and cave systems kinda doesn't mean a thing, you could suggest.
There'll be the inevitable "probing questions" asked, stern words of action promised, authority figures giving steely statements to the press and various promises made to "highten security", but nothing will happen.
Just as nothing happened after Dad Terrorists lobbed dunkys, Spiderman Terrorist climbed the Wheel of Misfortune and Whoever Terrorist got into the Palace.
That's just how seriously this government is concerned with dangerous people...
..Well, concerned with Muslims anyway. Because it seems that nice white folks can cause terroroutragedeathdangerpossible left, right and centre, right under the nose of our elite crime fighting units.
Our Government - Protecting Us.
Just shut up, read your nice little "don't panic!" leaflets that advised hoarding water and ammo and wankmags in case Johnny Arab did some terror and don't worry.
> if anyone actually wanted to kill these people, it'd be done within a week.
I think you should shout this bit a little louder.
> The Daily Express headline made me laugh :
>
> "WHAT IF THIS HAD BEEN A TERRORIST BOMBER??" next to the
> picture of Batman laughing at the royal security.
I knew we were wrong to trust Batman.
"WHAT IF THIS HAD BEEN A TERRORIST BOMBER??" next to the picture of Batman laughing at the royal security.
This comes soon after Dad Terrorists chucked condoms full of purple powder at our fearless leader.
Wow, glad to see that in this age of menace and threat that our security forces are as vigilant as ever.
I mean, it's not as if there were thousands of policemen outside on duty, trying to control people in barbour jackets from shouting a lot and fighting or anything.
If one were so inclinded, one could suggest that this supposed "high state of alert" that we operate under is, in fact, complete balls?
Which is odd, because I remember in the build up (here he goes again) to Iraq, we had tanks on the streets and checkpoints everywhere.
But now that the evil terrorist madmanhitlermaniac Hussein is...um...somewhere, 5 people can just run right into the heart of government?
Something's not right here folks, and no amount of hyperbole will change
the fact that whatever measures are being suggested for your "protection" will change that.
DNA databases, identity cards, spying on your neighbours etc etc.
Yet on a day with thousands of police drafted in to assist against pro-hunt commies, a handful can slip through this supercop battalion and come within gobbing distance of government figures.
Goes to prove that all this security, all this pinched-face panic stories about darkies plotting in basements and cave systems kinda doesn't mean a thing, you could suggest.
There'll be the inevitable "probing questions" asked, stern words of action promised, authority figures giving steely statements to the press and various promises made to "highten security", but nothing will happen.
Just as nothing happened after Dad Terrorists lobbed dunkys, Spiderman Terrorist climbed the Wheel of Misfortune and Whoever Terrorist got into the Palace.
That's just how seriously this government is concerned with dangerous people...
..Well, concerned with Muslims anyway. Because it seems that nice white folks can cause terroroutragedeathdangerpossible left, right and centre, right under the nose of our elite crime fighting units.
Our Government - Protecting Us.
Just shut up, read your nice little "don't panic!" leaflets that advised hoarding water and ammo and wankmags in case Johnny Arab did some terror and don't worry.