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5 Pro-Hunt people break into the House of Commons and "harangue" all 7 of the MPs involved in the debate.
This comes soon after Dad Terrorists chucked condoms full of purple powder at our fearless leader.
Wow, glad to see that in this age of menace and threat that our security forces are as vigilant as ever.
I mean, it's not as if there were thousands of policemen outside on duty, trying to control people in barbour jackets from shouting a lot and fighting or anything.
If one were so inclinded, one could suggest that this supposed "high state of alert" that we operate under is, in fact, complete balls?
Which is odd, because I remember in the build up (here he goes again) to Iraq, we had tanks on the streets and checkpoints everywhere.
But now that the evil terrorist madmanhitlermaniac Hussein is...um...somewhere, 5 people can just run right into the heart of government?
Something's not right here folks, and no amount of hyperbole will change
the fact that whatever measures are being suggested for your "protection" will change that.
DNA databases, identity cards, spying on your neighbours etc etc.
Yet on a day with thousands of police drafted in to assist against pro-hunt commies, a handful can slip through this supercop battalion and come within gobbing distance of government figures.
Goes to prove that all this security, all this pinched-face panic stories about darkies plotting in basements and cave systems kinda doesn't mean a thing, you could suggest.
There'll be the inevitable "probing questions" asked, stern words of action promised, authority figures giving steely statements to the press and various promises made to "highten security", but nothing will happen.
Just as nothing happened after Dad Terrorists lobbed dunkys, Spiderman Terrorist climbed the Wheel of Misfortune and Whoever Terrorist got into the Palace.
That's just how seriously this government is concerned with dangerous people...
..Well, concerned with Muslims anyway. Because it seems that nice white folks can cause terroroutragedeathdangerpossible left, right and centre, right under the nose of our elite crime fighting units.
Our Government - Protecting Us.
Just shut up, read your nice little "don't panic!" leaflets that advised hoarding water and ammo and wankmags in case Johnny Arab did some terror and don't worry.
This comes soon after Dad Terrorists chucked condoms full of purple powder at our fearless leader.
Wow, glad to see that in this age of menace and threat that our security forces are as vigilant as ever.
I mean, it's not as if there were thousands of policemen outside on duty, trying to control people in barbour jackets from shouting a lot and fighting or anything.
If one were so inclinded, one could suggest that this supposed "high state of alert" that we operate under is, in fact, complete balls?
Which is odd, because I remember in the build up (here he goes again) to Iraq, we had tanks on the streets and checkpoints everywhere.
But now that the evil terrorist madmanhitlermaniac Hussein is...um...somewhere, 5 people can just run right into the heart of government?
Something's not right here folks, and no amount of hyperbole will change
the fact that whatever measures are being suggested for your "protection" will change that.
DNA databases, identity cards, spying on your neighbours etc etc.
Yet on a day with thousands of police drafted in to assist against pro-hunt commies, a handful can slip through this supercop battalion and come within gobbing distance of government figures.
Goes to prove that all this security, all this pinched-face panic stories about darkies plotting in basements and cave systems kinda doesn't mean a thing, you could suggest.
There'll be the inevitable "probing questions" asked, stern words of action promised, authority figures giving steely statements to the press and various promises made to "highten security", but nothing will happen.
Just as nothing happened after Dad Terrorists lobbed dunkys, Spiderman Terrorist climbed the Wheel of Misfortune and Whoever Terrorist got into the Palace.
That's just how seriously this government is concerned with dangerous people...
..Well, concerned with Muslims anyway. Because it seems that nice white folks can cause terroroutragedeathdangerpossible left, right and centre, right under the nose of our elite crime fighting units.
Our Government - Protecting Us.
Just shut up, read your nice little "don't panic!" leaflets that advised hoarding water and ammo and wankmags in case Johnny Arab did some terror and don't worry.
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But seeing as "Batman" actually pays his taxes towards buckingham palace he was just climbing on OUR building.
So in one week Spiderman has climbed the London Eye, Batman and Robin have breached Buckingham Palace and some hunting nuts have stormed into Parliament.
My don't i feel safe now from Terrorists *goes back to reading booklet telling me such fine advice like move away from the dangerous area*
My don't i feel safe now from Terrorists *goes back to reading booklet telling me such fine advice like move away from the dangerous area*
Aye...the decor is a bit over the top, but the layout is nice.
I like this room
Wouldn't you feel the slightest bit of remorse for the poor chap who had to clean up their entrails...?
I wouldn't really mind if the Queen or PM got blown up.
We all know what they need - ED209s at every entrance. Sure, a few innocent people will get splattered against a few innocent walls, but rest assured, at least ONE of them will work for the Daily Mail. And killing reporters for the Mail is a service to mankind.
I fail to see how fat, balding and generally unfit ex-servicemen with decrative swords are going to stop a small ground of terrorists with M16's - they couldn't even catch up to the protestors who stormed Parliament without any bloody equipment until the fools ran themselves into a dead-end.
They need to get SAS blokes with balaclavas, retina-scan security doors and Vinnie Jones with a piece of wood with a nail in the end to make parliament feel truly safe.
They need to get SAS blokes with balaclavas, retina-scan security doors and Vinnie Jones with a piece of wood with a nail in the end to make parliament feel truly safe.
'But what if it was Al-Quaida?!!' screeched some rag.
Yes, what if it was? If it was so dangerous, and so easy, as Blank said, it'd be done now. Why wait?
Oh no, that's because they're bothering to use the asylum system to slowly infiltrate our society from within......rather than the other apparant fear of them blowing us all up.......
*rambles*
Yes, what if it was? If it was so dangerous, and so easy, as Blank said, it'd be done now. Why wait?
Oh no, that's because they're bothering to use the asylum system to slowly infiltrate our society from within......rather than the other apparant fear of them blowing us all up.......
*rambles*
Ha ha ha!
That was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Neanderthal pikeys getting their skulls cracked by Swarms of tooled up Plods in Westminster, from today, on ITV news.
We won't need films if we keep getting excellent spectacles like this.
8 out of 10
That was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Neanderthal pikeys getting their skulls cracked by Swarms of tooled up Plods in Westminster, from today, on ITV news.
We won't need films if we keep getting excellent spectacles like this.
8 out of 10
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