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You bet your ass The White House had a briefing milliseconds after their satellites picked it up.
President "Those there slitty-eyes done blowed up some newk-ular stuff. Lits git 'em. They're turrists"
Advisor "Ah sir, there are millions of them. And they can kick our ass. They want to actually, and are just looking for a reason."
President "Turrists! Non-white turrists! Sept 11th!"
Advisor "Sir, let's just look upset about the continued rising death-toll in Iraq since we 'won' last May"
President "Saddarm! Turrists! Arabs! Sept 11th"
Advisor "Thaaaat's right sir. Ooooh look, Iran is making uranium yellow cake but certainly not for any weapons program"
President "Friends?"
Advisor "For now. Soon as we sort this Eyerack thing though, we'll rattle our saber there"
President "Sleep now"
Advisor "Yes sir, we'll wake you in November when Dad's secured your 2nd term in office in exchange for settling his scores"
President "Goo-goo Ga-Choo"
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So it's ok folks, N Korea blew up a mountain. Because those things are a very real threat - hell, give 'em a couple million years and those things could promote glacial movements.
It's a telling day when N Korea has a more valid reason for attacking soil than we did for attacking Iraq.
Feel free to scream and shout and point out inconsistencies in a post so very carefully researched and written with academic scrutiny for facts etc etc
President "Those there slitty-eyes done blowed up some newk-ular stuff. Lits git 'em. They're turrists"
Advisor "Ah sir, there are millions of them. And they can kick our ass. They want to actually, and are just looking for a reason."
President "Turrists! Non-white turrists! Sept 11th!"
Advisor "Sir, let's just look upset about the continued rising death-toll in Iraq since we 'won' last May"
President "Saddarm! Turrists! Arabs! Sept 11th"
Advisor "Thaaaat's right sir. Ooooh look, Iran is making uranium yellow cake but certainly not for any weapons program"
President "Friends?"
Advisor "For now. Soon as we sort this Eyerack thing though, we'll rattle our saber there"
President "Sleep now"
Advisor "Yes sir, we'll wake you in November when Dad's secured your 2nd term in office in exchange for settling his scores"
President "Goo-goo Ga-Choo"
-----
So it's ok folks, N Korea blew up a mountain. Because those things are a very real threat - hell, give 'em a couple million years and those things could promote glacial movements.
It's a telling day when N Korea has a more valid reason for attacking soil than we did for attacking Iraq.
Feel free to scream and shout and point out inconsistencies in a post so very carefully researched and written with academic scrutiny for facts etc etc
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Terrorists!!!
You bet your ass The White House had a briefing milliseconds after their satellites picked it up.
President "Those there slitty-eyes done blowed up some newk-ular stuff. Lits git 'em. They're turrists"
Advisor "Ah sir, there are millions of them. And they can kick our ass. They want to actually, and are just looking for a reason."
President "Turrists! Non-white turrists! Sept 11th!"
Advisor "Sir, let's just look upset about the continued rising death-toll in Iraq since we 'won' last May"
President "Saddarm! Turrists! Arabs! Sept 11th"
Advisor "Thaaaat's right sir. Ooooh look, Iran is making uranium yellow cake but certainly not for any weapons program"
President "Friends?"
Advisor "For now. Soon as we sort this Eyerack thing though, we'll rattle our saber there"
President "Sleep now"
Advisor "Yes sir, we'll wake you in November when Dad's secured your 2nd term in office in exchange for settling his scores"
President "Goo-goo Ga-Choo"
-----
So it's ok folks, N Korea blew up a mountain. Because those things are a very real threat - hell, give 'em a couple million years and those things could promote glacial movements.
It's a telling day when N Korea has a more valid reason for attacking soil than we did for attacking Iraq.
Feel free to scream and shout and point out inconsistencies in a post so very carefully researched and written with academic scrutiny for facts etc etc
President "Those there slitty-eyes done blowed up some newk-ular stuff. Lits git 'em. They're turrists"
Advisor "Ah sir, there are millions of them. And they can kick our ass. They want to actually, and are just looking for a reason."
President "Turrists! Non-white turrists! Sept 11th!"
Advisor "Sir, let's just look upset about the continued rising death-toll in Iraq since we 'won' last May"
President "Saddarm! Turrists! Arabs! Sept 11th"
Advisor "Thaaaat's right sir. Ooooh look, Iran is making uranium yellow cake but certainly not for any weapons program"
President "Friends?"
Advisor "For now. Soon as we sort this Eyerack thing though, we'll rattle our saber there"
President "Sleep now"
Advisor "Yes sir, we'll wake you in November when Dad's secured your 2nd term in office in exchange for settling his scores"
President "Goo-goo Ga-Choo"
-----
So it's ok folks, N Korea blew up a mountain. Because those things are a very real threat - hell, give 'em a couple million years and those things could promote glacial movements.
It's a telling day when N Korea has a more valid reason for attacking soil than we did for attacking Iraq.
Feel free to scream and shout and point out inconsistencies in a post so very carefully researched and written with academic scrutiny for facts etc etc
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