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Films are loaded with 'em these days. "Ghost Ship" is one of the worst pieces of drivel, I've had to endure, and couldn't help but spot them everywhere. Let's hear some typical movie cliches that get on your nerves...
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The Hibernator wrote:
> You know, Duffman said that in last night's episode of "The
> Simpsons"
I didn't know it was last night, but that's where I stole the quote from.
Scary :0|
> You know, Duffman said that in last night's episode of "The
> Simpsons"
I didn't know it was last night, but that's where I stole the quote from.
Scary :0|
Craaaazy.
You know, Duffman said that in last night's episode of "The Simpsons"
Because Jason can't die, only the actors who play him.
Why is Jason from the irritatingly repetitive "Friday the 13th" movies still alive!?
cipro wrote:
> A woman runs away from someone/something in a forest and then
> stupidly falls over. She then stand up to see nobody was chasing her,
> but wait, what's that behind here, on my it's the mass murderer.
> Didn't see that one coming.
You got the most obvious ones there!
That one has to be the most annoying. Fun screaming at the screen though, "You stupid b*tch! Get up! GET UP!".
> A woman runs away from someone/something in a forest and then
> stupidly falls over. She then stand up to see nobody was chasing her,
> but wait, what's that behind here, on my it's the mass murderer.
> Didn't see that one coming.
You got the most obvious ones there!
That one has to be the most annoying. Fun screaming at the screen though, "You stupid b*tch! Get up! GET UP!".
"The butler did it"
Horror Movies:
A woman runs away from someone/something in a forest and then stupidly falls over. She then stand up to see nobody was chasing her, but wait, what's that behind here, on my it's the mass murderer. Didn't see that one coming.
The serial killer who is beaten, stabbed, shot and electrocuted but still musters enough strength for one last, cheap shot of a scare when he jumps to frighten those who thought he was dead.
Predictable characters, one will be a geek who can probably hack computers and knows science stuff because he wears glasses, another will be a self indulgent beauty queen who chews bubble gum, there'll be the rebel of the group who wears a leather jacket and probably also has a pair of sunglasses while the last two, the only survivors, will be sensible and the only ones to figure out everything despite not being able to save any of their friends.
A woman runs away from someone/something in a forest and then stupidly falls over. She then stand up to see nobody was chasing her, but wait, what's that behind here, on my it's the mass murderer. Didn't see that one coming.
The serial killer who is beaten, stabbed, shot and electrocuted but still musters enough strength for one last, cheap shot of a scare when he jumps to frighten those who thought he was dead.
Predictable characters, one will be a geek who can probably hack computers and knows science stuff because he wears glasses, another will be a self indulgent beauty queen who chews bubble gum, there'll be the rebel of the group who wears a leather jacket and probably also has a pair of sunglasses while the last two, the only survivors, will be sensible and the only ones to figure out everything despite not being able to save any of their friends.
New cliche - someone thinks they see something and end up pointing a gun at themselves in the mirror... face it, it happens.
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