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[URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/[/URL]
"He arrived in the St. Nick of time."
Featuring user reviews like "THIS IS UNDOUBTABLY THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE" and "I gave it 1/10, and that was being generous".
I would buy it from the plot outline alone, but I only found it on VHS, and I don't like VHS.
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[URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/board/nest/437540[/URL]
"He arrived in the St. Nick of time."
Featuring user reviews like "THIS IS UNDOUBTABLY THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE" and "I gave it 1/10, and that was being generous".
I would buy it from the plot outline alone, but I only found it on VHS, and I don't like VHS.
Also:
[URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/board/nest/437540[/URL]
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This film just sounds better and better.
" when we stopped by the rental place to pick it up after calling ahead, the entire staff wanted to meet us, they were all dying of laughter...apparently it hadn't been rented in 6 years."
"Anyway, the "plot". Hulk Hogan is some rich guy that likes playing paintball. He beats some people up. while running from the police, he hits his head while wearing a Santa suit. So naturally, when he wakes up, he thinks he's santa. Then he beats some more people up. He winds up at an church orphanage (which has a grand total of three kids) for some reason. Some other bad guy wants the church orphanage destroyed, so Hulk Hogan beats up some henchmen. So the kids take Hogan on a tour of the catacombs (and of course a California church would have catacombs). while there, they discover a vault containing....glowing, magic rocks. It starts getting weird after that."
"This is just... awful. I swear, you'd be better off spending the money you'd spend buying or renting this on chains, to chain yourself up in your basement, where the horrifying awfulness of this awful movie can never get you."
" when we stopped by the rental place to pick it up after calling ahead, the entire staff wanted to meet us, they were all dying of laughter...apparently it hadn't been rented in 6 years."
"Anyway, the "plot". Hulk Hogan is some rich guy that likes playing paintball. He beats some people up. while running from the police, he hits his head while wearing a Santa suit. So naturally, when he wakes up, he thinks he's santa. Then he beats some more people up. He winds up at an church orphanage (which has a grand total of three kids) for some reason. Some other bad guy wants the church orphanage destroyed, so Hulk Hogan beats up some henchmen. So the kids take Hogan on a tour of the catacombs (and of course a California church would have catacombs). while there, they discover a vault containing....glowing, magic rocks. It starts getting weird after that."
"This is just... awful. I swear, you'd be better off spending the money you'd spend buying or renting this on chains, to chain yourself up in your basement, where the horrifying awfulness of this awful movie can never get you."
'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians'? That sounds great, but if it's rated so lowly, it definitely isn't!
"Ok, Rudolf, get me the rocket launcher. It's time to kick some martian butt!"
"Sled-to-ground missiles good to go, sir!"
=D
"Ok, Rudolf, get me the rocket launcher. It's time to kick some martian butt!"
"Sled-to-ground missiles good to go, sir!"
=D
'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'? Enough said.
Whitestripes DX wrote:
>'SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses
> 2'
I think I've actually seen that on Sky Movies
>'SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses
> 2'
I think I've actually seen that on Sky Movies
If you bother to look through the rest of the bottom 100 you'll also find such gems as 'The Karate Dog', 'SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2' and 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'.
by - sabanimonkey
Before I saw Santa With Muscles, I was living on the street, eating alcoholic fleas off the back of prostitute, heroin addicted dogs.
Santa With Muscles inspired me to get my life back on track, and now I'm a professional wrestler/annual gift-giver.
Ahahahaha wonderful.
Before I saw Santa With Muscles, I was living on the street, eating alcoholic fleas off the back of prostitute, heroin addicted dogs.
Santa With Muscles inspired me to get my life back on track, and now I'm a professional wrestler/annual gift-giver.
Ahahahaha wonderful.
«Grëén ƒérð¢it¥» wrote:
> I has to be battlefield earth. Complete tripe
Did you even click on the link?
BE is nowhere near this travesty.
> I has to be battlefield earth. Complete tripe
Did you even click on the link?
BE is nowhere near this travesty.
1.8/10 (2,180 votes)
That says it all really.
That says it all really.
I wonder how long it took for them to come up with that title?
I has to be battlefield earth. Complete tripe
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