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"He arrived in the St. Nick of time."
Featuring user reviews like "THIS IS UNDOUBTABLY THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE" and "I gave it 1/10, and that was being generous".
I would buy it from the plot outline alone, but I only found it on VHS, and I don't like VHS.
Also:
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> 'Santa with muscles' and 'Santa conquers the martians' sound like the
> greatest films ever. I love the names of the films, must have taken
> them years to think up the muscles bit.
>
sounds like an unresolved fetish issue to me
Just did a search for them on Ebay and one seller's selling both films on DVD!!11!11!
I guess I'll wait and buy them closer to Xmas. Santa vs the Martians sounds like an excellent little film, has a cool DVD case as well.
That one I like :D Battlefield Earth I really didnt like but you can tell there are some far worst films out there.
> 'Santa with muscles' and 'Santa conquers the martians' sound like the
> greatest films ever. I love the names of the films, must have taken
> them years to think up the muscles bit.
Great names, great concepts, but just plain awful films!
> I love the names of the films, must have taken
> them years to think up the muscles bit.
>
> Must go do a search for the DVD's on Ebay.
I'm sure I said that.
Must go do a search for the DVD's on Ebay.
Starsky And Hutch
Both total crap.
> It starts getting weird
> after that."
I thought it was pretty fecked up before that, myself..