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Mon 06/09/04 at 20:41
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[URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/[/URL]

"He arrived in the St. Nick of time."


Featuring user reviews like "THIS IS UNDOUBTABLY THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE" and "I gave it 1/10, and that was being generous".


I would buy it from the plot outline alone, but I only found it on VHS, and I don't like VHS.





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[URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/board/nest/437540[/URL]
Tue 07/09/04 at 15:53
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Tiltawhirl wrote:
> 'Santa with muscles' and 'Santa conquers the martians' sound like the
> greatest films ever. I love the names of the films, must have taken
> them years to think up the muscles bit.
>


sounds like an unresolved fetish issue to me
Tue 07/09/04 at 14:44
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What a concidence - I was just looking through the IMDB's bottom 100 before coming here. I'm ashamed to say that I've seen most of them too. Even Baby Geniuses. Police Academy had about 4 in there, but c'mon, everyone loves them, right? RIGHT!? And I saw what I could stomach of Battlefield Earth the other night - it really is *that* bad, and probably worse if you can watch more than 10 minutes of it.
Tue 07/09/04 at 13:31
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Genius!

Just did a search for them on Ebay and one seller's selling both films on DVD!!11!11!

I guess I'll wait and buy them closer to Xmas. Santa vs the Martians sounds like an excellent little film, has a cool DVD case as well.
Tue 07/09/04 at 13:19
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"santa with muscles made me accept jesus christ as my lord and savior."

That one I like :D Battlefield Earth I really didnt like but you can tell there are some far worst films out there.
Tue 07/09/04 at 13:14
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'Santa Muscles'? Pfft...
Tue 07/09/04 at 08:00
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Tiltawhirl wrote:
> 'Santa with muscles' and 'Santa conquers the martians' sound like the
> greatest films ever. I love the names of the films, must have taken
> them years to think up the muscles bit.

Great names, great concepts, but just plain awful films!
Mon 06/09/04 at 22:44
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Tiltawhirl wrote:
> I love the names of the films, must have taken
> them years to think up the muscles bit.
>
> Must go do a search for the DVD's on Ebay.

I'm sure I said that.
Mon 06/09/04 at 21:39
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'Santa with muscles' and 'Santa conquers the martians' sound like the greatest films ever. I love the names of the films, must have taken them years to think up the muscles bit.

Must go do a search for the DVD's on Ebay.
Mon 06/09/04 at 21:12
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Gigli
Starsky And Hutch

Both total crap.
Mon 06/09/04 at 21:08
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Whitestripes DX wrote:
> It starts getting weird
> after that."


I thought it was pretty fecked up before that, myself..

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