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"The worst film ever made?"

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"He arrived in the St. Nick of time."


Featuring user reviews like "THIS IS UNDOUBTABLY THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE" and "I gave it 1/10, and that was being generous".


I would buy it from the plot outline alone, but I only found it on VHS, and I don't like VHS.





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monkey_man wrote:
> Anything by John Woo.

> Here's the plot for Hard Boiled:

Hard Boiled isn't about plot, it's about relentless action and amazingly choreographed gun fight scenes. It's one the most influtential action films ever made, the scenes at the end in the hospital are some of the best gunfights you're ever likely to see.

Oh and one last thing, Broken Arrow is a load ass. To say Woo's crap on the basis of watching this film is like saying John Carpenter sucks after watching Halloween 3 or Jackie Chan sucks after watching The Tuxedo.

Clearly though Woo is totally wasted on you so I won't even bother going on.

Na, the worst movie award definatly has to go to Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation....... This movie is so appauling, but i tolerated it to the end of the movie... When i say i tolerated it i would have rather been crusified for the entire length of the movie, as that would have been more intresting.. this is one movie that im never ever ever EVER gonna be viewing again.

Anyone who wants to watch Starship Troopers 2, DONT

Anything by John Woo. Lots of people seem to hold him in acclaim as some kind of cult director, but after watching Hard Boiled and Broken Arrow, I can safely say that he's an assmunch. Hard Boiled being the worse of the two, despite fat unfunny comedy villain in guise of John Travolta.

Here's the plot for Hard Boiled:






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Nothing, there was no plot, just loads of boring action sequences involving guns and explosions. Same goes for Broken Arrow.

allardini wrote:
> I thought Very Bad Things was, ironically, Very Bad. It wasn't
> remotely funny, had an awful script and at one bit actually
> sickening. The reasons why characters did things didn't make sense.

i thought it was pretty funny, not an all time classic but had its moments

it was meant to be sickening, that's all it had to offer.

I thought Very Bad Things was, ironically, Very Bad. It wasn't remotely funny, had an awful script and at one bit actually sickening. The reasons why characters did things didn't make sense.

It's such a shame that the most ridiculous films get such bad rankings- Idiotic cinema should get moire recogntion, outside of Jackass The Movie.

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ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> One terrible film that springs to mind :
>
> "Knock Off" starring Jean C0 >
> synopsis :
>
> "Action star Jean Claude Van Damme plays a fashion designer who
> must join forces with a C.I.A. agent to combat terrorism"

LMAO! :0D

*goes to rent it*

One terrible film that springs to mind :

"Knock Off" starring Jean C0
synopsis :

"Action star Jean Claude Van Damme plays a fashion designer who must join forces with a C.I.A. agent to combat terrorism"