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I hardly ever see bad movies. It weird, I just seem to like everything I decide to watch. Although I do have decidedly good taste :P
But recently I came across a movie which can only be described as sh!tty trash. That was....scary movie 3. What a load of bucking follocks. It was soooo bad I turned it of after 30 mins. Its gotta be up their along with gigli in the worst movies EVER! So, has any one else seen any total crap in this last year or thereabouts???
But recently I came across a movie which can only be described as sh!tty trash. That was....scary movie 3. What a load of bucking follocks. It was soooo bad I turned it of after 30 mins. Its gotta be up their along with gigli in the worst movies EVER! So, has any one else seen any total crap in this last year or thereabouts???
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King Arthur
Jeepers Creepers.
Toss up between eight legged freaks and scary movie 3.
Lost in Translation.
I didn't enjoy it because I'm not a homosexual/woman/Snuggly/Spike Jonze
I didn't enjoy it because I'm not a homosexual/woman/Snuggly/Spike Jonze
Lost in Translation.
Yeah, Scary Movie 3 was fairly poor.
Matrix Reloaded - Complete load of dong, which is a shame as it put me off watching Revolutions for a long time which actually turned out be be a pretty enjoayble film.
I saw Timeline recently, wasn't expecting much but at least hoped it would be entertaining in a brainless way. It ended up just being brainless.
It's an interesting story, scientist go back in time to medieval France after excavating a few items that strangely weren’t made until long after the medieval period, before discovering a letter from their scientist leader asking for help, written 600 years earlier.
I didn't expect it to be a very logical film, but the director here is really taking the pish. The English are the bad guys, murdering rampantly, probably killing children and snarling evilly when they do, while the French are noble knights, warring to fight back their lands. Add to this a team of scientist who should know better than to meddle with the timeline who constantly get into trouble, kill and change the course of history by poking their noses in where they shouldn't and you've got a film that takes far too many liberties to use the "Suspense of Disbelief" excuse.
There's a fairly enjoyable castle siege towards the end, ruined by rubbish acting, Paul Walker showing us why he's confined to dull racing car films about people who like things to go Vroom Vroom very loudly and a story with so many plot holes you could fit 10 black holes in, and your left with a very disappointing, laughably bad sci-fi movie.
It's an interesting story, scientist go back in time to medieval France after excavating a few items that strangely weren’t made until long after the medieval period, before discovering a letter from their scientist leader asking for help, written 600 years earlier.
I didn't expect it to be a very logical film, but the director here is really taking the pish. The English are the bad guys, murdering rampantly, probably killing children and snarling evilly when they do, while the French are noble knights, warring to fight back their lands. Add to this a team of scientist who should know better than to meddle with the timeline who constantly get into trouble, kill and change the course of history by poking their noses in where they shouldn't and you've got a film that takes far too many liberties to use the "Suspense of Disbelief" excuse.
There's a fairly enjoyable castle siege towards the end, ruined by rubbish acting, Paul Walker showing us why he's confined to dull racing car films about people who like things to go Vroom Vroom very loudly and a story with so many plot holes you could fit 10 black holes in, and your left with a very disappointing, laughably bad sci-fi movie.
I dared to watch all of "Ghost S**t (or did I mean Ship)", and "Jaws 3" this year, and questioned my urge to stay up late.
RUBBISH FILMS! AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
RUBBISH FILMS! AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Spiderman 2.
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