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Contagious Virus
A man returns to england. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We got the results back from your tests and we've found that you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!"
"Oh my gosh," cries the man. He's in a panic now. "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?" asked the man hopefully.
The doctor replied, "Well, no, but it's the only food we can get under the door."
Contagious Virus
A man returns to england. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We got the results back from your tests and we've found that you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!"
"Oh my gosh," cries the man. He's in a panic now. "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?" asked the man hopefully.
The doctor replied, "Well, no, but it's the only food we can get under the door."
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Paddy and Murphy walking down the street.
Paddy falls down a deep hole and can't get out.
Murphy says "No worry, to be sure to be sure, I'll just shine this torch down there, and you can climb up the beam, Paddy"
Paddy replies "Don't be f!$*ing stupid!!!! I'll get half way up and you'll switch it off!!"
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tumbleweed
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Disclaimer - this is not a stereotypical joke, it has been scientifically proven that all Irish say 'To be sure to be sure'.
Paddy falls down a deep hole and can't get out.
Murphy says "No worry, to be sure to be sure, I'll just shine this torch down there, and you can climb up the beam, Paddy"
Paddy replies "Don't be f!$*ing stupid!!!! I'll get half way up and you'll switch it off!!"
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tumbleweed
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Disclaimer - this is not a stereotypical joke, it has been scientifically proven that all Irish say 'To be sure to be sure'.
I walked into a drum *bud um chsh!* ;-)
Ðe§†iny wrote:
> Miserable beggars :p Lets see u do better ;)
Im not very good at jokes.. hence the reason i dont do them. Sure someone will find it funny. Wheres Flock when you need him.. Oh Flock!
Chris i knew that would keep you entertained for hours :P
> Miserable beggars :p Lets see u do better ;)
Im not very good at jokes.. hence the reason i dont do them. Sure someone will find it funny. Wheres Flock when you need him.. Oh Flock!
Chris i knew that would keep you entertained for hours :P
Miserable beggars :p Lets see u do better ;)
hehehe
*chases tumbleweed*
*chases tumbleweed*
Watches tumbleweed roll past
Is it me or did every one find that not funny?
Everyone loves a good joke.. So come share them here :)
Contagious Virus
A man returns to england. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We got the results back from your tests and we've found that you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!"
"Oh my gosh," cries the man. He's in a panic now. "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?" asked the man hopefully.
The doctor replied, "Well, no, but it's the only food we can get under the door."
Contagious Virus
A man returns to england. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We got the results back from your tests and we've found that you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!"
"Oh my gosh," cries the man. He's in a panic now. "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?" asked the man hopefully.
The doctor replied, "Well, no, but it's the only food we can get under the door."
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