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"Aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"

I've just got in from work, and im NOT to impressed.

Here is a list of the things that have annoyed me today:

Just before I left for work, that Eddie Grant track "Electric Boulevard" or whatever the hell it is was played. I had that damn song in my head all evening. AND I HATE IT!!!!

Can anyone explain to me why there are, approximately, 123,000,000 different flavours of KiteKat? Can moggy really distinguish between Smoked Salmon And Pasta And Roast Beef With A Hint Of Basil, and Cod With Tuna With An Added Portion Of Fresh Venison With Freshly Chopped Rosemary?

ALSO! Since when has Cpatain Birdseye been a young bloke with dark hair and muscles? Captain Birdseye is an old geezer with a big white beard! He looks like he could be mistaken for father christmas, whats going on!

Why do customers complain at me becuase Jif have changed their name to Cif?

Is it my fault Capri Sun (you know, the drinks in those stupdid pouch things that burst when you stabbed it with a straw), are now known as Capri Sonne?

Why exactly are there 5 different flavours of comfort?

Why does bird food now come with a nutritional information table on the packet? Does it matter if the seeds have 390 Calories per 100g? Do old biddies really have nothing better to think about than whether Mr Sparrow is getting a bit fat?

Aaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel better now, sorry to have disturbed you.

Do you have man-breasts and show women how to run for buses?

Goatboy wrote:
> Half of it?
8"....Are you circus folk?

Well, my work involves making other people happy, especially women...... :D

But its not in the circus, though a big top often plays a part

Half of it?
8"....Are you circus folk?

Your Honour wrote:
> It is possible to lick your own elbow, if you have an 8"
> tongue.

Now THAT would keep the ladies happy!


:-)

You dont know the half of it........

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> I bent my wookie

:-)

It is possible to lick your own elbow, if you have an 8" tongue.

Now THAT would keep the ladies happy!


:-)

I bent my wookie

Sorry, was that a bit too rude? If so, I apologise. :-(
Forgot where I was for a moment.

Darkness_2K wrote:
> It impossible!

For most people. But if you can manage it, you either have very short arms, or a very happy girlfriend...

Meka_dragon wrote:
> Your Honour wrote:

>Wookiee, no offence, but i think i'd
> rather chew my own
> elbow off,


Have you ever tried to lick
> your own elbow?

Go on, do it now.

Especially those of you
> currently at work.

That'll make your fellow workers wonder....

Its impossible!