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"Aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"

I've just got in from work, and im NOT to impressed.

Here is a list of the things that have annoyed me today:

Just before I left for work, that Eddie Grant track "Electric Boulevard" or whatever the hell it is was played. I had that damn song in my head all evening. AND I HATE IT!!!!

Can anyone explain to me why there are, approximately, 123,000,000 different flavours of KiteKat? Can moggy really distinguish between Smoked Salmon And Pasta And Roast Beef With A Hint Of Basil, and Cod With Tuna With An Added Portion Of Fresh Venison With Freshly Chopped Rosemary?

ALSO! Since when has Cpatain Birdseye been a young bloke with dark hair and muscles? Captain Birdseye is an old geezer with a big white beard! He looks like he could be mistaken for father christmas, whats going on!

Why do customers complain at me becuase Jif have changed their name to Cif?

Is it my fault Capri Sun (you know, the drinks in those stupdid pouch things that burst when you stabbed it with a straw), are now known as Capri Sonne?

Why exactly are there 5 different flavours of comfort?

Why does bird food now come with a nutritional information table on the packet? Does it matter if the seeds have 390 Calories per 100g? Do old biddies really have nothing better to think about than whether Mr Sparrow is getting a bit fat?

Aaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel better now, sorry to have disturbed you.

I thought I was a bit insane!

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I hate my IT teacher!

Nobody like Tara Palma Thomkinson...

But were not allowed to shoot her...

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I hate my IT teacher!

You hate everything it seems.

I hate my IT teacher!

Yes, but strangely hypnotic.

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Do you have man-breasts and show women how to
> run for buses?

Thats quite the most terrifying thing I've ever
> read...

:)

It is also quite disturbing.......

Thank you.

Goatboy wrote:
> Do you have man-breasts and show women how to run for buses?

Thats quite the most terrifying thing I've ever read...

:)

That would be cool.

I would never come to work if I had those.

Goatboy wrote:
> Do you have man-breasts and show women how to run for buses?

lol!