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Here is a list of the things that have annoyed me today:
Just before I left for work, that Eddie Grant track "Electric Boulevard" or whatever the hell it is was played. I had that damn song in my head all evening. AND I HATE IT!!!!
Can anyone explain to me why there are, approximately, 123,000,000 different flavours of KiteKat? Can moggy really distinguish between Smoked Salmon And Pasta And Roast Beef With A Hint Of Basil, and Cod With Tuna With An Added Portion Of Fresh Venison With Freshly Chopped Rosemary?
ALSO! Since when has Cpatain Birdseye been a young bloke with dark hair and muscles? Captain Birdseye is an old geezer with a big white beard! He looks like he could be mistaken for father christmas, whats going on!
Why do customers complain at me becuase Jif have changed their name to Cif?
Is it my fault Capri Sun (you know, the drinks in those stupdid pouch things that burst when you stabbed it with a straw), are now known as Capri Sonne?
Why exactly are there 5 different flavours of comfort?
Why does bird food now come with a nutritional information table on the packet? Does it matter if the seeds have 390 Calories per 100g? Do old biddies really have nothing better to think about than whether Mr Sparrow is getting a bit fat?
Aaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel better now, sorry to have disturbed you.
Here is a list of the things that have annoyed me today:
Just before I left for work, that Eddie Grant track "Electric Boulevard" or whatever the hell it is was played. I had that damn song in my head all evening. AND I HATE IT!!!!
Can anyone explain to me why there are, approximately, 123,000,000 different flavours of KiteKat? Can moggy really distinguish between Smoked Salmon And Pasta And Roast Beef With A Hint Of Basil, and Cod With Tuna With An Added Portion Of Fresh Venison With Freshly Chopped Rosemary?
ALSO! Since when has Cpatain Birdseye been a young bloke with dark hair and muscles? Captain Birdseye is an old geezer with a big white beard! He looks like he could be mistaken for father christmas, whats going on!
Why do customers complain at me becuase Jif have changed their name to Cif?
Is it my fault Capri Sun (you know, the drinks in those stupdid pouch things that burst when you stabbed it with a straw), are now known as Capri Sonne?
Why exactly are there 5 different flavours of comfort?
Why does bird food now come with a nutritional information table on the packet? Does it matter if the seeds have 390 Calories per 100g? Do old biddies really have nothing better to think about than whether Mr Sparrow is getting a bit fat?
Aaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel better now, sorry to have disturbed you.
ALSO! Since when
> has Cpatain Birdseye been a young bloke with dark hair and muscles?
> Captain Birdseye is an old geezer with a big white beard! He looks
> like he could be mistaken for father christmas, whats going
> on!
Now... that was because BirdsEye decided that having a Old Guy, living on a ship with pre-teens...
Apparently the potential for trouble that the image of Fish Fingers being sold by an Old 'Seaman' who hangs out with young children for months at a time in the middle of the ocean wasnt one with which Birdseye wished to be assoiated...
And those Customers! 7 of them filled out those stupid little comment form's complaining that I was unhelpful.
Arrrgh!
Thankgod im no longer there today!!!
I wonder why??
> that Eddie Grant track "Electric Boulevard"
I love that song... "We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue... and then we'll take it higher!"
Sing along, YH!
> Can anyone explain to me why there
> are, approximately, 123,000,000 different flavours of KiteKat?
No - but can you tell me why they don't do Pigeon and Sparrow flavours?
> ALSO! Since when
> has Cpatain Birdseye been a young bloke with dark hair and muscles?
Since friendly old people went 'out of fashion'.
> Why do customers complain at me becuase Jif have changed
> their name to Cif?
Is my family the only one that thinks "syphillis" whenever they hear this new name?
> Is it my fault Capri Sun (you know, the drinks
> in those stupdid pouch things that burst when you stabbed it with a
> straw), are now known as Capri Sonne?
Isn't Capri Sun also a suncream? If it isn't, it should be.
> Why exactly are there 5 different flavours of comfort?
In case your washing machine gets tired of just one?
> Why does bird food now come with a
> nutritional information table on the packet? Does it matter if the
> seeds have 390 Calories per 100g?
Depends if the budgie's on a diet or not, I suppose!
> Ha ha - I love this post!
> that Eddie Grant track
> "Electric Boulevard"
I love that song... "We're
> gonna rock down to Electric Avenue... and then we'll take it
> higher!"
Sing along, YH!
Wast that the intro theme to an early-mid eighties BBC2 TV program about computers?!?
No - but can you tell me why they don't do Pigeon and
> Sparrow flavours?
Its tough getting the virus/diesease mix right
Since
> friendly old people went 'out of fashion'.
Friendly old people were 'in fashion'?!? :)
Is my family the only one that thinks
> "syphillis" whenever they hear this new name?
My father used to think laughter was the best medicine... Which is guess is why several of us died of turburculosis
Isn't Capri Sun also a suncream? If it
> isn't, it should be.
Surly its the name of Fords classic Soft Top?
I love that song... "We're
> gonna rock down to Electric Avenue... and then we'll take it
> higher!"
Sing along, YH!
Wookiee, no offence, but i think i'd rather chew my own elbow off, stir fry it and feed it to a cat saying its Lovely Fresh Country Rabbit Sensibly Seasoned French Sun Dried Tomatoes With Added Freshly Ground Dill In Jelly.
:-)
>Wookiee, no offence, but i think i'd rather chew my own
> elbow off,
Have you ever tried to lick your own elbow?
Go on, do it now.
Especially those of you currently at work.
That'll make your fellow workers wonder....
Besides, it can't be any stranger than laughing out loud because of reading some of the posts on here.
> Your Honour wrote:
>Wookiee, no offence, but i think i'd
> rather chew my own
> elbow off,
Have you ever tried to lick
> your own elbow?
Go on, do it now.
Especially those of you
> currently at work.
That'll make your fellow workers wonder....
Its impossible!