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"Angry Wasps"

Bloody wasps – who needs them? Last year I could have told you that I haven’t been stung once in my entire life – this year? 3 times. All those 3 times were above shoulders too – once on the cheek once on the temple (forehead) and today on the neck – all on separate occasions too.

Its still stinging and this happened a good 5 hour ago – stung me and flew away to the nearest bin – hoping some kid on a diet will throw half of his ice - cream away for the wasp to indulge in.

I can do without wasps. Yes.

I was waiting for a train the other day and to my horror, discovered that a wasp was crawling up my t-shirt. It didn't do much and I brushed it off with a paper.

So there.

What to do:

Catch the wasp in a glass, jar, andything clear. Let him fly up to the top, and light a cigarette, more the jar/glass to the end of the table so a lil bit is over the edge, and let some cigarette smoke into the jar/glass. Watch as the wasp slowly falls to the ground and spasms, then put the jar/glass back over the edge to let in air. The wasp revives and you do the whole thing over and over again.

I've been stung once.

I didn't die, which was nice.

Me and wasps have a mutual understanding. They don't sting me and I don't squash them.

But if they ever did sting me, there would be hell to pay.




Payment of hell would indeed be made.

:( Annoying little creatures.
I got stung for the 1st time about a month ago - maybe a little exageration, but time goes fast.. It's still healing now. My fault for not being able to resist the temptation to pick a scab.. :)

Oh - and I take physics, you ho.
I knew that already.
:)

phi11ip wrote:
> For Azul before he took back his gay comment.
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> Step-up transformer.

Yeah, I know - I thought of that a minute after I'd said it.

So sssshhhhhh.

For Azul before he took back his gay comment.

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Step-up transformer.

You know those 'danger-of-death' huts you get all over the place, they're 'novelty' sized step down transformers taking the electrical current from the wires and converting it into normal voltage, it's something to do with it being far more efficient to transfer electricity at a high voltage.

And if you didn't know, a transformer is just loads of wires wrapped around a massive magnet, it's similar to how a dynamo and an electric motor works.

Oh, it's the ampage that kills you too, not the voltage.

I want that racket. Link me to it - I forgot where you mentioned it before.

BAH.

Shut up.