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"The Townie"

OK. Where to begin. I'm sure i'm not the only person sick of the townie attitude and their desires to make everybody else's life hell. I suppose we should actually thank the Townie. They provide hours of amusement and can entertain us all with their fake jewellery and various syndromes. The first of which, the inability to stand still, their waddling down the streets. Another, Their inability to pronounce the letter "T" and last but not least, their continuous crotch grabbing when attempting to rap. Maybe a sign of pubic lice or another sexually transmitted disease caused by preginating teenagers.
Is there a certain joy in randomly hitting random people for an unknown, random reason that i am missing or is it the latest trend. As like the stolen mobile phone trend. A branded nokia which can amazingly boost their "street cred".
I wish townies could see that Ali G is a mock of townies. He isn't a role model. Hahahaha

Turn the "999" upside down and you have the number of their source.

In that case we have a bus-stop gang. Infact its the bus stop that the 999 bus goes along, so technically they are the "999 bus-stop gang".

If we're naming people after where they doss about, we'll have to rename the Greebos around here the "Car-park Gang."

Lass at work said she was "proper buzzin'" It came as a bit of a shock, since people were saying that about five or six years ago.

I thought the word was out of date, but it seems radgies (the real word for "townies") still use it.

He probably had a bee lodged in his empty cranium

I was waiting for someone up the town the other day, when this little kid went past saying to his mate "I'm buzzing man, really buzzing". He was about 12. He has my full sympathy.

Vampyr wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> I'm a townie, leave off or I'll pop a cap in you ass, mofo!
>
> fo' shizzle

Yer Mum

Paradox: wrote:
> I'm a townie, leave off or I'll pop a cap in you ass, mofo!

fo' shizzle

Bless

See, when I was younger, Townies listened to Nirvana and wandered round smoking weed. Oh no, that was Greebo's. They sat in parks and smoked weed. Townies listed to dance music and hung around drinking white lighting.

Now they listen to "3 of a Kind" and form their own "Crews".

How times change...