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"The Townie"

OK. Where to begin. I'm sure i'm not the only person sick of the townie attitude and their desires to make everybody else's life hell. I suppose we should actually thank the Townie. They provide hours of amusement and can entertain us all with their fake jewellery and various syndromes. The first of which, the inability to stand still, their waddling down the streets. Another, Their inability to pronounce the letter "T" and last but not least, their continuous crotch grabbing when attempting to rap. Maybe a sign of pubic lice or another sexually transmitted disease caused by preginating teenagers.
Is there a certain joy in randomly hitting random people for an unknown, random reason that i am missing or is it the latest trend. As like the stolen mobile phone trend. A branded nokia which can amazingly boost their "street cred".
I wish townies could see that Ali G is a mock of townies. He isn't a role model. Hahahaha

Hehe but when you really think about it you can only put your whole-hearted trust into a townie as they dont have the intelligence to destroy the world or stab you in the back.

I've been chinned by a couple of 'townies' as you call them.

But I don't blame them - if a gorilla ripped off your arms, you wouldn't blame the gorilla. They are only acting on instinct.

That happens a lot to me. It doesn't bother me.

This reminds me of something that happend on my paperound just today.

I was doing my paperound as i do every day, when i saw three 16-17 year old townies. I stared at them from the corner of my eye, they saw me, turned around and walked off.

I still don't get it.

Hmmm... I've only ever been beaten up by one townie, albiet a Canadian townie with his English sidekick. Bundled into a cupboard and almost locked in, before I kicked out. Then he moved on to burning the bustop down, then he burnt his arm and then he went back over the Atlantic. He must be about 18/19 now.

Your Honour wrote:
> See, when I was younger, Townies listened to Nirvana and wandered
> round smoking weed. Oh no, that was Greebo's. They sat in parks and
> smoked weed.

When you was younger... That'd be like, a while ago?

Wow, i so have to keep up with the times...

Dookers are hte worst.

POssibly even more annoying than the 'townies' are moshers.

Even my nana does pills.

you're all posers and sloanies.