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"The Townie"

OK. Where to begin. I'm sure i'm not the only person sick of the townie attitude and their desires to make everybody else's life hell. I suppose we should actually thank the Townie. They provide hours of amusement and can entertain us all with their fake jewellery and various syndromes. The first of which, the inability to stand still, their waddling down the streets. Another, Their inability to pronounce the letter "T" and last but not least, their continuous crotch grabbing when attempting to rap. Maybe a sign of pubic lice or another sexually transmitted disease caused by preginating teenagers.
Is there a certain joy in randomly hitting random people for an unknown, random reason that i am missing or is it the latest trend. As like the stolen mobile phone trend. A branded nokia which can amazingly boost their "street cred".
I wish townies could see that Ali G is a mock of townies. He isn't a role model. Hahahaha

gerrid wrote:
> Rude Boys aren't the same as Townies.

Same difference to a lot of people I know, but then there are a lot of words used in different places.

SHEEPY wrote:
> You English have the worst nicknames.
>
> Rude-boys is probably the poorest though.

Rude Boys aren't the same as Townies.

My local crew are 'The CO-OP Crew', guess where they hang out?

Ashman wrote:
> Yes, but however much I hate townies they hardly look like they're
> losing their hair, nor do they look homosexual.

The way they dress looks gay at least to my mind, and shaving your head does in some ways make you look like a chemo patient, although shaving holes in your eyebrows and putting loads of fake gold in your face does change it a bit.

gerrid wrote:
> Ashman wrote:
> I really don't get this comparison...
>
> I guess he's trying to be funny about how chemotherapy makes you lose
> your hair, but it doesn't really work.

Yes, but however much I hate townies they hardly look like they're losing their hair, nor do they look homosexual.

My brother happens to have had chemo and lost his hair, but that didn't make him look the slightest bit like a townie.

You English have the worst nicknames.

Rude-boys is probably the poorest though.

All your mothers is townies

Ashman wrote:
> I really don't get this comparison...

I guess he's trying to be funny about how chemotherapy makes you lose your hair, but it doesn't really work.

I would be more entertained if i had a ringside seat to watch ALL townies go up against mike tyson, one by one, in a fight to the death.

That'll be the day.

Der Nazi wrote:
> I can't see why they think they're so great anyway; Looking like a
> homosexual cancer patient

I really don't get this comparison...