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"Another shocking expose by the Daily Mail - 12A (contains sentences of dismay and one mention of anal sex)"

Apparently, they have *whispers* sex at the Playboy Mansion. Shhhhhhhhhh! Don't say it out loud or everyone will kno..what's that, you knew already? What are you, a perv?

Basically, they ran an article exposing the seedy underbelly of the Playboy Mansion, Hugh Hefner, etc., and the only startling conclusion they came to is that they have lots of sex at the Playboy Mansion. This stupid woman said her life dream was to go there and be a bunny, but just because she didn't like it when she was invited to stay there, for free, in a luxury guest house (which she complained about because she had to share it), there's a book coming out about her 'plight'. I hate stupid people, and this woman is the most stupid person I have ever sort-of-met.

Who the hell turns up at the Playboy Mansion, to be a bunny, and not know that they have sex inside? Honestly? And then to complain about it just seems ludicrous. I can imagine a crowd of dowdy middle-aged American women standing outside the gates, wagging there fingers chanting "Don't do that, don't do that!" Morons. Not Mormons though, I somehow doubt they'd knock at Hef's gate.

The worst was how they skirted around the issue of bum-sex, calling it "un-natural sex", like they were preaching from a pulpit to the Christian flock. If you're entering into the sex industry, I'd say it's almost a dead cert you're going to take it in the ass at some point, so what's the deal? Didn't the woman realise people did this? Pure idiot, but she's going to get rich because her book's about sex. Spot the irony?

I got invited to the New Years Party at the Playboy mansion as the guest of an incredibly fit 17 year old lass.

And because I was going out with the former Mrs Light at the time I was invited, I said no.

Let me make this clear; out of respect for the feelings of my (now) ex, I refused an evening at the Playboy Mansion with a young, fit, and above all, legal young lady.
I feel about as stupid as it's possible for a human being to feel. Goatboy, I never mentioned that one to you cos I knew exactly what your reaction would be.

Waitrose branded Condoms, coming soon.

I think you find Waitrose' bags are less likely to break when suffocating.

lalakersrule wrote:
> Yuri_Fan wrote:
> So, has the Daily Mail been responsible for almost putting us gamers
> off games?
>
>
> Probably been responsible for reviving Manhunt's flagging sales
> actually. Everyone knows whatever the Daily Mail says you do the
> opposite.
>
> This lady is very stupid or at the least very naive, totally agree
> with everything you said about her. The mighty Hef has sex with girls
> in the mansion? MY GOD!!! and there was me thinking they discussed
> the theory of evolution and trying to devise a plan for time travel.
> My illusions have been totally shattered and now i've been affected
> by this story and want to go have sex with as many peroxide blonde
> women as possible..........just after i finish off killing this guy
> with a asda bag.

Aaaahhhhhh! *Munches on crisps*

Yes i have heard about the Tesco model actually, my mate who also plays Manhunt swears by them. May check it out, better be good for that 10p price tag, not made of money you know. It's not the most lucrative business in the world, random killing motivated by video games.

No, the tesco 'for life' bags do the job a lot better. They may cost 10p, but you're paying for strength and quality - I've had people bite through my other bags before, and, usually, after you've used a bag for one killing, it's useless. I've had my Tesco bag for a couple of months now, and it still works after suffcating many hundreds of kids in my local park.

Oooh Sainsbury's eh? Look at mister posh over there :-D

lalakersrule wrote:
> just after i finish off killing this guy with a
> asda bag.

*Shakes head*



You do know they're nowhere near as effective as a Sainsbury's bag?

Yuri_Fan wrote:
> So, has the Daily Mail been responsible for almost putting us gamers
> off games?


Probably been responsible for reviving Manhunt's flagging sales actually. Everyone knows whatever the Daily Mail says you do the opposite.

This lady is very stupid or at the least very naive, totally agree with everything you said about her. The mighty Hef has sex with girls in the mansion? MY GOD!!! and there was me thinking they discussed the theory of evolution and trying to devise a plan for time travel. My illusions have been totally shattered and now i've been affected by this story and want to go have sex with as many peroxide blonde women as possible..........just after i finish off killing this guy with a asda bag.

So, has the Daily Mail been responsible for almost putting us gamers off games?