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Apparently, they have *whispers* sex at the Playboy Mansion. Shhhhhhhhhh! Don't say it out loud or everyone will kno..what's that, you knew already? What are you, a perv?
Basically, they ran an article exposing the seedy underbelly of the Playboy Mansion, Hugh Hefner, etc., and the only startling conclusion they came to is that they have lots of sex at the Playboy Mansion. This stupid woman said her life dream was to go there and be a bunny, but just because she didn't like it when she was invited to stay there, for free, in a luxury guest house (which she complained about because she had to share it), there's a book coming out about her 'plight'. I hate stupid people, and this woman is the most stupid person I have ever sort-of-met.
Who the hell turns up at the Playboy Mansion, to be a bunny, and not know that they have sex inside? Honestly? And then to complain about it just seems ludicrous. I can imagine a crowd of dowdy middle-aged American women standing outside the gates, wagging there fingers chanting "Don't do that, don't do that!" Morons. Not Mormons though, I somehow doubt they'd knock at Hef's gate.
The worst was how they skirted around the issue of bum-sex, calling it "un-natural sex", like they were preaching from a pulpit to the Christian flock. If you're entering into the sex industry, I'd say it's almost a dead cert you're going to take it in the ass at some point, so what's the deal? Didn't the woman realise people did this? Pure idiot, but she's going to get rich because her book's about sex. Spot the irony?
Basically, they ran an article exposing the seedy underbelly of the Playboy Mansion, Hugh Hefner, etc., and the only startling conclusion they came to is that they have lots of sex at the Playboy Mansion. This stupid woman said her life dream was to go there and be a bunny, but just because she didn't like it when she was invited to stay there, for free, in a luxury guest house (which she complained about because she had to share it), there's a book coming out about her 'plight'. I hate stupid people, and this woman is the most stupid person I have ever sort-of-met.
Who the hell turns up at the Playboy Mansion, to be a bunny, and not know that they have sex inside? Honestly? And then to complain about it just seems ludicrous. I can imagine a crowd of dowdy middle-aged American women standing outside the gates, wagging there fingers chanting "Don't do that, don't do that!" Morons. Not Mormons though, I somehow doubt they'd knock at Hef's gate.
The worst was how they skirted around the issue of bum-sex, calling it "un-natural sex", like they were preaching from a pulpit to the Christian flock. If you're entering into the sex industry, I'd say it's almost a dead cert you're going to take it in the ass at some point, so what's the deal? Didn't the woman realise people did this? Pure idiot, but she's going to get rich because her book's about sex. Spot the irony?
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monkey_man wrote:
> What gets me is that they're attacking an organisation run by adults,
> exclusively for adults. Why can't these papers report on something
> that is actually sleazy, like the young kids in the pop industry that
> practically are doing soft porn aimed at other kids. That really
> sickens and makes me angry.
Because on the next page they have shocking exposés on how Charlotte Church is now legal (well, you know what I mean by 'now') and consequently what type of underwear she's wearing.
> What gets me is that they're attacking an organisation run by adults,
> exclusively for adults. Why can't these papers report on something
> that is actually sleazy, like the young kids in the pop industry that
> practically are doing soft porn aimed at other kids. That really
> sickens and makes me angry.
Because on the next page they have shocking exposés on how Charlotte Church is now legal (well, you know what I mean by 'now') and consequently what type of underwear she's wearing.
Light wrote:
> Thats very kind of you all, but lets be honest; I was an idiot. A big,
> dumb, stupid, idiot.
>
> Anyway, didn't you all know? Sex is wrong except for procreation. Or
> at least, it is if you're open about it. You should do the decent
> thing and be secretive, furtive, and (above all) feel guilty about
> having fun of any sort.
> Tcha, kids today...
Here here :D
> Thats very kind of you all, but lets be honest; I was an idiot. A big,
> dumb, stupid, idiot.
>
> Anyway, didn't you all know? Sex is wrong except for procreation. Or
> at least, it is if you're open about it. You should do the decent
> thing and be secretive, furtive, and (above all) feel guilty about
> having fun of any sort.
> Tcha, kids today...
Here here :D
..nevermind
Thats very kind of you all, but lets be honest; I was an idiot. A big, dumb, stupid, idiot.
Anyway, didn't you all know? Sex is wrong except for procreation. Or at least, it is if you're open about it. You should do the decent thing and be secretive, furtive, and (above all) feel guilty about having fun of any sort.
Tcha, kids today...
Anyway, didn't you all know? Sex is wrong except for procreation. Or at least, it is if you're open about it. You should do the decent thing and be secretive, furtive, and (above all) feel guilty about having fun of any sort.
Tcha, kids today...
I agree there Monkey Man.
It's basically whoring out jailbait girls (and lets face it, its always girls) to sell their cds.
It's basically whoring out jailbait girls (and lets face it, its always girls) to sell their cds.
What gets me is that they're attacking an organisation run by adults, exclusively for adults. Why can't these papers report on something that is actually sleazy, like the young kids in the pop industry that practically are doing soft porn aimed at other kids. That really sickens and makes me angry.
OMG LIGHT IS FAGZOR.
I respect your faithfullness Light - personally I'd have gone, but I'm a bad person.
I respect your faithfullness Light - personally I'd have gone, but I'm a bad person.
That takes a huge set of cohonas to admit that. Respect due.
Anyone got Goatys email address?
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