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"If I was Vince..."

I know DW used to do something similar to this, but it hasn't been done in a while, so here we go, just for a bit of fun...

If you were Vince who would be:-

a) 5 guys you'd hire:-
b) 5 Guys you'd fire:-
c) 5 Girls you'd hire:-
d) 1 Promotion you'd try to buy:-
e) 5 Guys (on the current roster) you'd push:-
f) 5 Guys (ditto) who you'd job out:-

Here's my picks:-
a) AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, Low-Ki, Alex Shelley, Necro Butcher
b) A-Train, Matt Morgan, Luther Reigns, Tyson Tomko, John Heidenrich
c) Alicia Webb (AKA Ryan Shamrock), Rain, Simply Luscious, Bull Nakano and Aja Kong
d) CZW, then keep it open as a 'hardcore' wing of the business
e) Mike 'Nova' Bucci; Jamie Noble, Akio, Rob Van Dam, Booker T
f) HHH, Undertaker, Kane, Spike Dudley (sorry, but he needs to know his role...), Rene Dupree, Orlando Jordan

Finally, some one else (Cong_Woman) who things Randy Orton shouldn't be going for the World Heavyweight Title and should stick to Intercontinental but not winning it, he is boring.

And if you were in charge Tazz we'd have to put up with even more steroid abusing botch jockeys then we already have.

Hmmm maybe a WWE with Vince in charge isn't so bad given the alternative

If you were Vince who would be:- (well to start of I'd now be a male :S so this is if i am Linda)

a) 5 guys you'd hire:-
b) 5 Guys you'd fire:-
c) 5 Girls you'd hire:-
d) 1 Promotion you'd try to buy:-
e) 5 Guys (on the current roster) you'd push:-
f) 5 Guys (ditto) who you'd job out:-

Here's my picks:-
a) AJ Styles, Raven, Jerry Lynn, Sabu, Christopher Daniels i know its 6
the blue meanie.. Just to have him in the BWO with Stevie Richards.

b) A-Train, John Bradshaw Layfield, Luther Reigns, Hardcore Holly, Billy
Gunn
c) Trinity, Simply Lucious, April Hunter, and i suppose Rain as shes an
ok female worker. Can only think of four..

d) NWA-TNA goes without saying

e) RVD without a doubt, finally give Stevie Richards a decent gimmic,
Nova.. get him on our screens.Shelton Benjamin, Edge
f) Undertaker, HHH, Randy Orton, Rene Dupree, Big Show

I'm pretty sure Gangrel is already working for the WWE, under his real name.

> a) 5 guys you'd hire:-
> b) 5 Guys you'd fire:-
> c) 5 Girls you'd hire:-
> d) 1 Promotion you'd try to buy:-
> e) 5 Guys (on the current roster) you'd push:-
> f) 5 Guys (ditto) who you'd job out:-

If I were Vince, …
a) Gangrel, Big Bossman...and...me (As Vince’s trusty henchman. Like Johnny Nitro...but better.) (I'd add more but I can't be sat here all afternoon thinking of the names of a bunch of no-hopers who I've probably never heard of.)
b) Chris Benoit, Matt Morgan, Tyson Tomko, John Heidenrich, Rey Mysterio (am I the only one enfuriated by his face!?)
c) Uh...girls? I'd fire a load if it was an option...but...uh...Chyna? No, she's too slow. Oh, "The Big Griff" Mrs. Griffin, "Big Mommy Cool" Big Woman, Via, Dame Aretha (before she dies) and, just for a joke, Fat Girl. (How’s that for a bunch of no-hopers you’ve never heard of?)
d) Uh…Ben & Jerry’s ice-cream.
e) A-Train, Batista, Luther Reigns, Rikishi, Funaki
f) Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero, Billy Kidman, Paul London, Josh Matthews, Nunzio and basically anybody else who thinks the Frankensteiner is a good move.

‘Nuff said.

©H®I§ wrote:
> b) 5 Guys you'd fire:- Luther Reigns
> d) 1 Promotion you'd try to buy:- NWA

I actually like Reigns. If by NWA you mean NWA/TNA and not any of the other NWA's, then history will repeat itself. WWE buying WCW was a big mistake, in my opinion. They bought their competition, and now look at it.

†hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
> DW wrote:
> oooh oooh I'd also sign Essa Rios, but keep him under his Mr. Aguila
> gimmick.
>
> There's not a whole lot of difference between those gimmicks though,
> other than the name...as in both gimmicks he's a high-flying mexican
> luchadore who never speaks...

Okay, perhaps I shoulda said persona. ;)

Puh. You guys have no taste.

'Nuff said.

(I'll post my choice later, once I've completed picturing the slow and shockingly painful death of World Wrestling Entertainment we’d all have to witness were any of you in charge. What a mess you'd make...)

if i were vince i'd roll around in a big pile of money, laughing like a maniac.

that's pretty much it!

If I was Vince I'd:

a) 5 guys you'd hire:- AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, Raven, Chris Harris, Low-Ki
b) 5 Guys you'd fire:- Tyson Tomko, Luther Reigns, Matt Morgan, Hardcore Holly, Ric Flair
c) 5 Girls you'd hire:- Don't know hardly any out of WWE.
d) 1 Promotion you'd try to buy:- NWA / TNA
e) 5 Guys (on the current roster) you'd push:- RVD, Booker T, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, Rhyno
f) 5 Guys (ditto) who you'd job out:- Hardcore Holly, HHH, Randy Orton, JBL, Spike Dudley