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"I went to a sex shop"

I went to a sex shop at the weekend with my girlfriend, well actually two. One was Ann Summers and was so s*** it hardly counts: 400 shelves of hen night crap and a few d****s to make them look hardcore. The other one was good though. I thought it'd be really sleazy but it wasn't. It was quite bright and airy - I thought it would be dingy and smell of spunk. And actual women worked there, not just some fat dude who still lives with his ma. Anyway, they sold the usual sort of sex crap blah blah blah.

But the best BEST thing about it was that my girlfriend tried something on and so I got to sit on a couch in the changing rooms and then - praise be to sexy jesus - three real life strippers came in and started trying on outfits for work. That would have been good enough; but not only did they all come out and do little twirls in their skimpy little uniforms but one of them actually kept the curtain of her cubicle half open while she was getting naked. She totally fancied me. Cheap thrills are the greatest thrills. So I felt like a bit of a perv because I was being a bit of a perv but it was the most fun ever.

The moral of the story is: everyone should go to a sex shop.

I went to a sex shop at the weekend with my girlfriend, well actually two. One was Ann Summers and was so s*** it hardly counts: 400 shelves of hen night crap and a few d****s to make them look hardcore. The other one was good though. I thought it'd be really sleazy but it wasn't. It was quite bright and airy - I thought it would be dingy and smell of spunk. And actual women worked there, not just some fat dude who still lives with his ma. Anyway, they sold the usual sort of sex crap blah blah blah.

But the best BEST thing about it was that my girlfriend tried something on and so I got to sit on a couch in the changing rooms and then - praise be to sexy jesus - three real life strippers came in and started trying on outfits for work. That would have been good enough; but not only did they all come out and do little twirls in their skimpy little uniforms but one of them actually kept the curtain of her cubicle half open while she was getting naked. She totally fancied me. Cheap thrills are the greatest thrills. So I felt like a bit of a perv because I was being a bit of a perv but it was the most fun ever.

The moral of the story is: everyone should go to a sex shop.

Real strippers?
REAL ones?!

!!!!11
I envy you.

strippers are great - the best bit is where they take their clothes off.

That story makes me jealous of you... but just a bit.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> strippers are great - the best bit is where they take their clothes
> off.

Ah, cool, wasn't sure meself.

Azul wrote:
> Ah, cool, wasn't sure meself.

some are quite gifted - at the 'Banana Bar' in Amsterdam, on a birthday do for a friend of mine, one girl actually stripped down to her birthday suit, clamped a regular felt pen in her ladys 'part', and wrote 'Happy Birthday ******" on a piece of card. Needless to say I was very impressed.

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How much sex did you buy?

SHEEPY wrote:
> That story makes me jealous of you... but just a bit.

As it should. I've never been to a strip club but I've seen naked strippers for free. One of them was well fit, and the other two would have got it too. Certainly the closest I've ever come to having a wan..etc in public.

> SHEEPY wrote:

> Certainly the closest I've ever come to having a wan..etc in public.

I just go at it on the bus and in Sainsburys

Riiiiight...