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"So, terrorists are going to blow us all up..."

Let's face it, it's just a matter of time before there is a major terror strike in the UK - mostly due to our stupid government getting in a war for no reason other than to show his friend George what a big man he was. Terrorists threatened to strike the UK if we didnt remove our troops by Christmas - did we take a get-out clause? did we f**k. Bush is happy to promise Blair all he needs to prevent terrorist attacks, but has he build the UK a 'star-wars' defence system? No sir he hasnt. We are more at threat than America because we're a sitting duck - and that scares the hell out of me.

Frankly I've grown sick of this country, I shouldnt have to live in the developed world and fear for my life in case a terrorist decide to take out his religious intolerances on me. I'm scared to walk down the street in case George Bush decides to wage war on England - another country that had NOTHING to do with the September 11th attacks, or maybe he'll just attack me to see if I have any oil supplies.

I'm going to move to a neutral country with a sensible government who doesnt get into unnecessary wars. I'm thinking maybe Canada, Australia or Switzerland - nations that havent been involed in major wars... ever. I dont like war, I dont like feeling at threat - I beleive I should be able to live in comfort, not afraid I'm going to get blown up if I leave my cosy little fallout shelter. Call me a coward or a traitor leaving my country, but when the napalm begins to fall I'll be swigging a Fosters and eating a Koala, and probably nailing one of the Minogues.


Discuss the terrorist thing - I'm interested to see other's views.

Foszy wrote:
> A good tip i always find is if you near the trouble run like hell

NO!
NO RUNNING!

If you run it suggests that you aren't calm, which suggests to the terrorists that you're afraid, which in turn makes them think they've succeeded. You cannot allow yourself to put this shame on your country!

Johnson wrote:
> Well that's helpful. I will follow those rules if my estate suddenly
> gets peppered with atom bombs.

Do you even know the rules lol? I mean not amazingly well explained what to do in specific emergencies in the governments little book.

Well that's helpful. I will follow those rules if my estate suddenly gets peppered with atom bombs.

A good tip i always find is if you near the trouble run like hell, especially if you caused it.

Don't worry, I know what to do in a terrorist attack.
There are a few key steps.

1) DO NOT PANIC.
Even if the bombs are dropping all around you, even if the bodies are flying across your path, DO NOT PANIC. Walk away calmly and if possible try to get everyone else to do the same. Stay in single file.

2) Be patriotic.
In the event of an attack, show how proud you are of your nation by screaming "YOU WILL NOT DESTROY OUR PRIDE" at the top of your voice through the whole incident. If you have a flag it would be wonderful.

3)Compliment your fellow heroes.
By following steps 1) and 2) you'll undoubtedly have survived the TERROR ATTACK FROM HELL and you can talk to the press about how everyone who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time is a hero who should be eternally commemorated, even if it's that weird guy from down the street who's almost certainly a rapist.

4) Describe the people responsible for the attack.
This is the easiest step. When speaking to the Daily Mail reporters, make sure you tell them about the attackers. You probably won't have seen them amidst the panic (which shouldn't happen, but probably will) but no matter, they were Muslims and were probably screaming "ALLAH! ALLAH! ALLAH!" as they carried out the attack. It wouldn't be a surprise if they had some WMD and single parents strapped to their backs either.

Live safely.

I wouldn't be so sure. They were talking on the news about the lack of security around the American Embassy in London, and it was shocking to see them just let cars in without any checking.

Not the thing with Chris Ryan?

I thought that was on tomorrow?

DAMMIT

Actually there is a large drop in terroist attacks, with the amount of people working for the secret services and its expanding they have a large recruiment scheme. I feel safe, especailly after watching what to do in a terroist attack on skyone. The goverment is like Big Brother. In every airport there are security cameras which can identify 3000 people a second on one camera, i felt that pretty cool. People nowadays are just getting way to paranoid.

Forest lives in London. He may die. Maybe we should ask him if he's got any prayers we can say before Osama and co. fly over the UK.

Whitestripes DX wrote:

> I don't think there's any point living like you're under the shadow.

I'm not.

Though I probably am suseptible(sp?) to the scaremongering.

Damn tabloids.