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"So, terrorists are going to blow us all up..."

Let's face it, it's just a matter of time before there is a major terror strike in the UK - mostly due to our stupid government getting in a war for no reason other than to show his friend George what a big man he was. Terrorists threatened to strike the UK if we didnt remove our troops by Christmas - did we take a get-out clause? did we f**k. Bush is happy to promise Blair all he needs to prevent terrorist attacks, but has he build the UK a 'star-wars' defence system? No sir he hasnt. We are more at threat than America because we're a sitting duck - and that scares the hell out of me.

Frankly I've grown sick of this country, I shouldnt have to live in the developed world and fear for my life in case a terrorist decide to take out his religious intolerances on me. I'm scared to walk down the street in case George Bush decides to wage war on England - another country that had NOTHING to do with the September 11th attacks, or maybe he'll just attack me to see if I have any oil supplies.

I'm going to move to a neutral country with a sensible government who doesnt get into unnecessary wars. I'm thinking maybe Canada, Australia or Switzerland - nations that havent been involed in major wars... ever. I dont like war, I dont like feeling at threat - I beleive I should be able to live in comfort, not afraid I'm going to get blown up if I leave my cosy little fallout shelter. Call me a coward or a traitor leaving my country, but when the napalm begins to fall I'll be swigging a Fosters and eating a Koala, and probably nailing one of the Minogues.


Discuss the terrorist thing - I'm interested to see other's views.

Paradox: wrote:
I'm sure theres plenty of people who
> sit back and deny anything will happen - and I hope they're right.
> But then again how many people predicted 9/11 ?


Wasn't it revealed that Washington knew about the planned terrorist strikes a year before the Trade Centres incident but didn't act upon it?

my views are the whole screwy world can do as it damn-well likes. no-one important in the world would give me the time of day to hear what I really think, never-mind even consider acting upon my advice.

So let's just let our so called superior leaders use all the valuable resources, cause irreversible and grevious harm to our fair planet, as they wield these instruments of unimaginable destructive power, like kids who found their daddies gun, and just hope that we get to enjoy at least some measure of our lives before we are extinguished forever in a ball of fire, a plague of biblical proportions or die from a common cold which is far too powerful for our radiation damaged immune systems - safe in the knowledge that it was all for a good cause - misguided belief and fear of each other.

It's not easy being an optimist.

You're 42?

Timmargh wrote:
> Timmargh wrote:
> Australia were in World War II ...
>
> Memorandum! wrote:
> Old enough to remember, eh?
>
>
> *da dum tisch*

Don't worry though, I still love you, even if you are 18 times my age (rough estimate).

"Sensible Government" + "Australia" = I laugh

Johnson wrote:
> Memorandum! wrote:
> [URL]http://preparingforemergencies.co.uk/[/URL]
>
> Meh, that's very good. The gouvernment are telling us to stay calm
> if an atom bomb is coming for our heads.
>
> They care for us don't they.

Oh dear god.
It's a parody of the proper government site you complete moron.
Did you even read any of it? I'd have thought the pisss-taking was quite obvious.

I'm leaving this thread now, since none of you seem to be able to understand any kind of humour whatsoever.

Except Timmy, of course.

Timmargh wrote:
> Australia were in World War II ...

Memorandum! wrote:
> Old enough to remember, eh?


*da dum tisch*

Memorandum! wrote:
> Foszy wrote:
> Ok calm down, was ony kidding if you just finish my sentence you
> will
> see that unless you think i am some sort of paranoia junky.
>
> Hahaha.
> Because all the advice I've given was COMPLETELY SERIOUS, after all.
> It wasn't sarcastic in the slightest.
>
> [URL]http://preparingforemergencies.co.uk/[/URL]

I can see this phrase from that site being useful.

"LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH. ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING THE WORDS THAT I AM SPEAKING?"

Johnson wrote:

> Yep, they've done a great job man. But what about James Bond and
> MI6. Hmmmmmm . . . . . . . . .

Yeh James has probably met a few nice Iraqi girls in the last year or so.

I like the idea of staying calm in the face of death, kinda james bond like.