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Now this is a story, every kids dream
Bout how Milan Baros got sold to a team
With his fleet-of-foot, he was so cool
Ambitions to be the Fresh Prince of Liverpool
In West Czechoslovakia, born and raised
On the pitch was where I spent most of my days
Passing it, dribbling, acting so bold
And teasing Vlad Smicer that he was too old
When a couple of agents, had an unlimited fund
Signed Jan Koller up to Borissia Dortmund
I took one little card, thinkin' bout my career
And my agent said Milan, you've been sold to Gerard Houllier
I got on a plane, first time in the air
the pilot was Diao, gave me a scare
I was gonna get off, no contract was sealed
But I thought nah, forget it, yo home to Anfield
Pulled up to a stadium, my captain was Stevie
He got me wasted and I thought it'd be easy
To make 1st-choice, Heskey's place is a steal
Time for me to be the Fresh Prince of Anfield
Bout how Milan Baros got sold to a team
With his fleet-of-foot, he was so cool
Ambitions to be the Fresh Prince of Liverpool
In West Czechoslovakia, born and raised
On the pitch was where I spent most of my days
Passing it, dribbling, acting so bold
And teasing Vlad Smicer that he was too old
When a couple of agents, had an unlimited fund
Signed Jan Koller up to Borissia Dortmund
I took one little card, thinkin' bout my career
And my agent said Milan, you've been sold to Gerard Houllier
I got on a plane, first time in the air
the pilot was Diao, gave me a scare
I was gonna get off, no contract was sealed
But I thought nah, forget it, yo home to Anfield
Pulled up to a stadium, my captain was Stevie
He got me wasted and I thought it'd be easy
To make 1st-choice, Heskey's place is a steal
Time for me to be the Fresh Prince of Anfield
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you are a genius, my boy.
I love you (but you're a dirty theiving scouse-fan)
I love you (but you're a dirty theiving scouse-fan)
*claps*
Yep, I'm bored again.
In sunny Anfield, I was wasting my days
Wondering if I was ever gonna get played
Been a while since I scored, needed to play
Or I'd ask for a transfer to Sheffield Wednesday
When Stevie Bruce came a-calling, he named a sum
Said to Emile, you're made for the land of the Brum
So it was all looking good, resurrect my career
Because finally it was bye to that f**k called Houllier
Next to Mikey I'd play, Golden Boot was a cert
40 goals a season, that's how hard I would work
And whatcha you know, during that summmer
Scored 5 goals - way more than Jan Koller
But it was all in vain,no praise for success
Cos we hired some guy called Rafa Benitez
He said, Milan - you're made of the right stuff
But frankly, my dear, you're not Spanish enough
Wondering if I was ever gonna get played
Been a while since I scored, needed to play
Or I'd ask for a transfer to Sheffield Wednesday
When Stevie Bruce came a-calling, he named a sum
Said to Emile, you're made for the land of the Brum
So it was all looking good, resurrect my career
Because finally it was bye to that f**k called Houllier
Next to Mikey I'd play, Golden Boot was a cert
40 goals a season, that's how hard I would work
And whatcha you know, during that summmer
Scored 5 goals - way more than Jan Koller
But it was all in vain,no praise for success
Cos we hired some guy called Rafa Benitez
He said, Milan - you're made of the right stuff
But frankly, my dear, you're not Spanish enough
:D
Excellence.
Excellence.
Ta. But it looks like Baros will be continuing his adventures more reguarly this season.
That was fantastic.
I did indeed. When your day consists of waiting for the AK Graz match, writing a Fresh Prince rap for Baros becomes increasingly appealing.
Did you make that up Mikey? If so, that was brilliant.
You can't rush genius, my friend. I'm very bored, therefore I'm sure there will be more Adventures of Milan Baros when the time is right.
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