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"The adventures of Milan Baros"

Now this is a story, every kids dream
Bout how Milan Baros got sold to a team
With his fleet-of-foot, he was so cool
Ambitions to be the Fresh Prince of Liverpool

In West Czechoslovakia, born and raised
On the pitch was where I spent most of my days
Passing it, dribbling, acting so bold
And teasing Vlad Smicer that he was too old
When a couple of agents, had an unlimited fund
Signed Jan Koller up to Borissia Dortmund

I took one little card, thinkin' bout my career
And my agent said Milan, you've been sold to Gerard Houllier

I got on a plane, first time in the air
the pilot was Diao, gave me a scare
I was gonna get off, no contract was sealed
But I thought nah, forget it, yo home to Anfield

Pulled up to a stadium, my captain was Stevie
He got me wasted and I thought it'd be easy
To make 1st-choice, Heskey's place is a steal
Time for me to be the Fresh Prince of Anfield

HA!

Baros = worst player on pitch against Spurs

:. Solskjaer = right again


I'm a stunning mathematician.

The scary thing is you're right

Me and a few mates devised an alternate Ole advert once. It revolved around Ruud driving to an away match at Anfield when he stops at some red lights. Then Stevie leans in the window and says "Eh!", Scouse-style. Then Carragher, Mikey and Murphy run in and nick his hubcaps. The United teambus pulls over and the team pour out, running after the Scouse legion. The rest of the 'Pool appear, and they start playing with the hubcaps. The slow-motion Ronaldinho part would be Christiano attempting a step-over past Hyypia and sliding over on the hubcap. At the end, Mikey would accumulate all 4 hubcaps and run away, fast-style, from an angry Scholes. But then Houllier would hit him with a car and point to Anfield.

It'd be amazing.

I watched that Nike advert far too many times...

Oh, and as if you're Spanish enough? None of us are Spanish enough. Although that was a convincing Ole.

Your raps are not Spanish enough. Ole.

Less editing all round!

Goodgood, keep it up :)

Soon I shall unleash my pain and angst at Mikey leaving through the Adventures of Milan Baros. Maybe.

Me? I liked it. :D

Edit - Now mine makes no sense as you edited your post.

You don't like my Baros-rap? Shame on you.

Edit - This makes no sense now Chris has changed his post. He was being sarcastic at first :)