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"30 Harsh Things a Woman Can Say to a Naked Man"

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Wed 04/08/04 at 21:34
Regular
"Vodka Queen"
Posts: 4,927
1) I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2) Ahhhh, It's Cute
3) Why don't we just cuddle
4) You know they have surgery for that
5) Make it dance
6) Can I paint a smiley on it
7) Wow, and your feet are so big
8) It's OK, we'll work around it
9) Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10) Oh No... A flash headache
11) (Giggle and Point)
12) Can I be honest with you?
13) How sweet,you brought incense
14) This explains your car
15) Maybe if we water it, it'll grow
16) Why is God punishing me?
17) At least this wont take long
18) I never saw one like that before
19) But it still works right?
20) It looks so unused
21) Maybe it looks better in a natural light
22) Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23) Are you cold?
24) If you get me real drunk first
25) Is that an optical illusion
26) What is that?
27) It's a good thing you have so many other talents
28) Does it come with an air pump
29) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality
30) I guess this makes me the early bird
Sun 08/08/04 at 17:36
Regular
"Vodka Queen"
Posts: 4,927
Ondine wrote:
> Yeh i bet she is not perfect herself .

Odine.. I didnt say i was perfect.. as the other comment you made about my other half.. Whatever..
Sun 08/08/04 at 12:56
Regular
"Nocturne"
Posts: 511
Cong_Woman wrote:
> 1) I've smoked fatter joints than that.
> 2) Ahhhh, It's Cute
> 3) Why don't we just cuddle
> 4) You know they have surgery for that
> 5) Make it dance
> 6) Can I paint a smiley on it
> 7) Wow, and your feet are so big
> 8) It's OK, we'll work around it
> 9) Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
> 10) Oh No... A flash headache
> 11) (Giggle and Point)
> 12) Can I be honest with you?
> 13) How sweet,you brought incense
> 14) This explains your car
> 15) Maybe if we water it, it'll grow
> 16) Why is God punishing me?
> 17) At least this wont take long
> 18) I never saw one like that before
> 19) But it still works right?
> 20) It looks so unused
> 21) Maybe it looks better in a natural light
> 22) Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
> 23) Are you cold?
> 24) If you get me real drunk first
> 25) Is that an optical illusion
> 26) What is that?
> 27) It's a good thing you have so many other talents
> 28) Does it come with an air pump
> 29) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality
> 30) I guess this makes me the early bird

I bet your bloke loves to get in bed with you ....not!
Sun 08/08/04 at 12:53
Regular
"Nocturne"
Posts: 511
Azul wrote:
> Every single one of those are about as funny as breaking your legs.

Yeh i bet she is not perfect herself .
Sun 08/08/04 at 12:51
Regular
"Nocturne"
Posts: 511
Its like poking a sausage in the mersey tunnel!!!?
Sun 08/08/04 at 12:49
Regular
"Nocturne"
Posts: 511
jim-hat wrote:
> 1 harsh thing(s) a man can say to a corpse
>
> 'If you're so dead, how come we're making love?'


Hahahaha , funny this made me giggle !
Sun 08/08/04 at 12:48
Regular
"Nocturne"
Posts: 511
Clazon wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> Every single one of those are about as funny as breaking your legs.
>
> Got first hand experience of them, have ya?
>
>
>
> Besides. Women are so much more easily offended and men can think of
> more insulting things, so I think women would come worse off with the
> in-bed insults.

Yeh i agree size doesnt matter anyway its in the tongue action!
Sat 07/08/04 at 13:48
Regular
"Stridman in disguis"
Posts: 1,874
What about AJ˛?

Or AJ˝?

:-D
Sat 07/08/04 at 13:34
Regular
"The Red Shift"
Posts: 6,807
I like Average Joe's fresh aproach to insulting.

I would call you AJ, but there is an obvious reason why I and others don't.
Sat 07/08/04 at 13:31
Regular
"The Red Shift"
Posts: 6,807
Azul wrote:
> Every single one of those are about as funny as breaking your legs.

Got first hand experience of them, have ya?



Besides. Women are so much more easily offended and men can think of more insulting things, so I think women would come worse off with the in-bed insults.
Sat 07/08/04 at 13:27
Regular
"Mario No.1 Fan"
Posts: 202
Go away Crackhead, you immature dog's anal tube.

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