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"30 Harsh Things a Woman Can Say to a Naked Man"

1) I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2) Ahhhh, It's Cute
3) Why don't we just cuddle
4) You know they have surgery for that
5) Make it dance
6) Can I paint a smiley on it
7) Wow, and your feet are so big
8) It's OK, we'll work around it
9) Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10) Oh No... A flash headache
11) (Giggle and Point)
12) Can I be honest with you?
13) How sweet,you brought incense
14) This explains your car
15) Maybe if we water it, it'll grow
16) Why is God punishing me?
17) At least this wont take long
18) I never saw one like that before
19) But it still works right?
20) It looks so unused
21) Maybe it looks better in a natural light
22) Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23) Are you cold?
24) If you get me real drunk first
25) Is that an optical illusion
26) What is that?
27) It's a good thing you have so many other talents
28) Does it come with an air pump
29) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality
30) I guess this makes me the early bird

1) I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2) Ahhhh, It's Cute
3) Why don't we just cuddle
4) You know they have surgery for that
5) Make it dance
6) Can I paint a smiley on it
7) Wow, and your feet are so big
8) It's OK, we'll work around it
9) Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10) Oh No... A flash headache
11) (Giggle and Point)
12) Can I be honest with you?
13) How sweet,you brought incense
14) This explains your car
15) Maybe if we water it, it'll grow
16) Why is God punishing me?
17) At least this wont take long
18) I never saw one like that before
19) But it still works right?
20) It looks so unused
21) Maybe it looks better in a natural light
22) Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23) Are you cold?
24) If you get me real drunk first
25) Is that an optical illusion
26) What is that?
27) It's a good thing you have so many other talents
28) Does it come with an air pump
29) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality
30) I guess this makes me the early bird

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> 2) Ahhhh, It's Cute

Are you serious? Guess I best apologise.. :p

you're fat and you have a small unit

"23) Are you cold?"

That's the best one.

Every single one of those are about as funny as breaking your legs.

Nice poster from WH.Smith.
Jokes.com is a great place aswell.

jim-hat wrote:
> you're fat and you have a small unit

Jim-Hat am god

1 Harsh Thing You Can say to a naked Woman

Put your clothes back on, whale.

Memorandum! wrote:
> 1 Harsh Thing You Can say to a naked Woman
>
> Put your clothes back on, whale.

Hmmmm i think that would work.. lol