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"a picture of ME playing with myself"

Too far?

I'll get my coat!

I just call it as I see it and be damned if anybody cares or agrees.
I'm sure she's a nice person blah blah blah, but these internet egostrokes are getting boring.

Honestly, she's a young woman. It's not hard to go to whichever cattlemarket serves her town and spend a couple of quid on Hooch to numb those nerves before letting some lynx-drenched knucklehead hump her in an alley, stumbling away after in a drunken haze as she collapses on the floor in an alcoholic stupour and vomits all over her nice shiny boobtube and Manolos before sobbing in a minicab all the way home.

Goatboy, you are officially the best notable.

Goatboy wrote:
> *shakes head*

*muffled laugh*

Sorry - couldn't help it.

Azul wrote:
> Your post combined with your tag worries me somewhat.

Your the hundreth person that has been slightly worried by my tag. Dun worry, I'm perfectly normal.

Your post combined with your tag worries me somewhat.

Darling, you saucy mynx. Where's the picture??? Not that any of us would want to look at that filth.

HAHAHAHAHA

Wow, another topic with Darling trying to validate her nagging self-doubt that she's not entirely attractive by playing coquettish with panting forum teens.

The only picture I have is a red-faced Darling, legs akimbo on the desk and hair lank and sweaty, frantically flicking the bean as she sees how many views another one of her "Look at meeeeee" topics gets.

*shakes head*

Parr wrote:
> It's all a joke untill someone gets hurts.

And then it's television

Flockhart wrote:
> He's Scottish, thats reason enough, it's like their national
> past-time.

You're just annoyed you weren't born Scottish, that's all.