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Report of a burglary in progress came in, everyone went haring off blue lights going. I tootled along at the speed limit, (bloody driving course!) I was told to go to an area nearby, just in case. I went there and upon driving up this road I glanced at a fella mildly fitting the description. I parked my car and went back to have a word. As I got closer I saw a very distinctive thing, which was part of the burglars description.
Me: Can I have a word, mate?
Scumbag: ok.
Me: Can you just stand over here for a second.
*Points*
Me on radio to control room: I have a male stopped on….HE’S MAKING OFF! HE’S MAKING OFF!
*Scumbag starts to run off*
*EB pursues*
I gained on the fool closing the gap from 5 to 2 metres. The guy then tried to go over a wall.
I grabbed him and pulled his down from the wall. I took him down to the floor with a lovely arm lock and then a friendly member of the public came over to assist me. I cuffed him and nicked him. My Sergeant was pleased and I got lots of pats on the back.
I love days like that.
He shat himself while being cuffed
Me: Can I have a word, mate?
Scumbag: ok.
Me: Can you just stand over here for a second.
*Points*
Me on radio to control room: I have a male stopped on….HE’S MAKING OFF! HE’S MAKING OFF!
*Scumbag starts to run off*
*EB pursues*
I gained on the fool closing the gap from 5 to 2 metres. The guy then tried to go over a wall.
I grabbed him and pulled his down from the wall. I took him down to the floor with a lovely arm lock and then a friendly member of the public came over to assist me. I cuffed him and nicked him. My Sergeant was pleased and I got lots of pats on the back.
I love days like that.
He shat himself while being cuffed
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How can you shat yourself with fake poo?
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Actually, don't answer that.
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Actually, don't answer that.
~Darling~ wrote:
> Real poo?
> Real poo?
Haha. I now truly love EB.
EB r0>
Our superhero.
*flutters eyelashes*
*flutters eyelashes*
Haha, what a hoot! I debunked an international computer fraud squad once you know.
I don't do it for the money, Forest.
I do it for the chicks
I do it for the chicks
Do you get a bonus for things like that?
E_B continues to please me greatly.
and the loaded trousers makes this even funnier :)
and the loaded trousers makes this even funnier :)
Real poo?
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