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"I nabbed a burglar"

Report of a burglary in progress came in, everyone went haring off blue lights going. I tootled along at the speed limit, (bloody driving course!) I was told to go to an area nearby, just in case. I went there and upon driving up this road I glanced at a fella mildly fitting the description. I parked my car and went back to have a word. As I got closer I saw a very distinctive thing, which was part of the burglars description.

Me: Can I have a word, mate?

Scumbag: ok.

Me: Can you just stand over here for a second.

*Points*

Me on radio to control room: I have a male stopped on….HE’S MAKING OFF! HE’S MAKING OFF!

*Scumbag starts to run off*

*EB pursues*

I gained on the fool closing the gap from 5 to 2 metres. The guy then tried to go over a wall.

I grabbed him and pulled his down from the wall. I took him down to the floor with a lovely arm lock and then a friendly member of the public came over to assist me. I cuffed him and nicked him. My Sergeant was pleased and I got lots of pats on the back.

I love days like that.

He shat himself while being cuffed

Did you get anything in return, aside from beating the burglar senseless?

Are you sure he pooed himself? Maybe he was a †urd burglar and he was trying to get rid of the evidence.

Yes: it's my phrase of the weekTM.

I ate a burger!

I ate a burger

Fiery Salamander wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> >I glanced at a fella mildly fitting the description.
>
> Let me guess, it was the bag marked swag that gave him away.

Remarks like that . . . . . Kick Ass.

You don't have to be fit. I know some really unfit coppers.

I wish I was fit enough to be a copper, my job's so boring in comparison.

:(

English_Bloke wrote:
>I glanced at a fella mildly fitting the description.

Let me guess, it was the bag marked swag that gave him away.

Colourless wrote:
> E_B, could you recite the ol' "I'm arresting you for.... You do
> not have to say anything" speech for us?

Yes. Yes I could.

Cong_Woman wrote:
> Colourless wrote:
> E_B, could you recite the ol' "I'm arresting you for.... You do
> not have to say anything" speech for us?
>
> I Definately agree with you on that..

Me 2!!! I wanna know it.


EDIT: I didn't quite catch it the last time.