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"It Began in Afrika-ka-ka-ka..."
Cong Man's music hits, to a surprisingly large pop, considering his recent heel-like behaviour and upcoming match against huge fan favourite, the Cong_Woman. Cong rolls under the bottom rope, he's not dressed to wrestle and is carrying a microphone, so I guess he's going to be cutting a promo.
"You know, the hardest thing in wrestling, isn't mastering a new submission hold, or top-rope manuever, it's deciding how on earth to open yet another promo" The crowd laugh, as Cong instantly gets them in the palm of his hand, without the need for tacky catchphrases...
"Anyway, I'll cut straight to the chase, I've just come from a meeting with the creative team and they've heard what the fans and even the boys in the back have been saying. That SRW has gone stale" The fans boo loudly, even though they know he's right...
"Well, the one thing Cong_Man didn't come here for is to wrestle for a stale promotion, because this means the guys in the back are getting stale and won't be putting on great matches with the Cong_Man!" Cheap pop from the crowd.
"So, the guys from creative wanted my input on how we're going to shake things up around here and I told them 'Guys, it's simple, hand over booking duties to me for one night, one night only and I'll put on a tournament which will wake a few guys up and make us get noticed again' and you know what? They agreed with me."
"So, I've been looking around, seeing what's going on and in my opinion, SRW has gone stale because it's become tame. So, at a date which I will announce soon, I'm going to be organising SRW's first annual 'Death-match Tournament' to crown the true king of the death-match here in SRW and for those fans who don't know, in a death-match anything and everything is legal."
"So what are you fans going to see? There will be four first round matches, which will involve light-tubes, barbed wire, razor wire, trash cans, staple guns, panes of glass, basically this will be the most violent, bloody night SRW has ever seen and at the end of the night, one man will stand atop SRW as the most violent, sadistic competitor this sport has ever seen"
Massive cheers by the crowd, who are evidently a bunch of sick, blood-lusting, freaks...
"So this means, I'm looking for 8 good men to enter into this tournament, no in fact, scratch that, I'm looking for 7 as I'm entering myself right here, right now!"
With that and with the fans cheering wildy, Cong_Man makes his exit from the ring, but he pauses at the top of the ramp. "So, this is my challenge to the rest of the locker-room...who has the inestinal fortitude to re-invigorate SRW? I'll see you fans soon, when I'll be announcing the first round brackets and stipulations...
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So, as my CAW has said, who's up for this? All the matches in the tournament will be written by myself, so this doesn't mean any extra work for any of you guys.
If you would like to enter, simply post your most up-to-date CAW profile below and when I have seven more entrants I'll start work on this.
Cong Man's music hits, to a surprisingly large pop, considering his recent heel-like behaviour and upcoming match against huge fan favourite, the Cong_Woman. Cong rolls under the bottom rope, he's not dressed to wrestle and is carrying a microphone, so I guess he's going to be cutting a promo.
"You know, the hardest thing in wrestling, isn't mastering a new submission hold, or top-rope manuever, it's deciding how on earth to open yet another promo" The crowd laugh, as Cong instantly gets them in the palm of his hand, without the need for tacky catchphrases...
"Anyway, I'll cut straight to the chase, I've just come from a meeting with the creative team and they've heard what the fans and even the boys in the back have been saying. That SRW has gone stale" The fans boo loudly, even though they know he's right...
"Well, the one thing Cong_Man didn't come here for is to wrestle for a stale promotion, because this means the guys in the back are getting stale and won't be putting on great matches with the Cong_Man!" Cheap pop from the crowd.
"So, the guys from creative wanted my input on how we're going to shake things up around here and I told them 'Guys, it's simple, hand over booking duties to me for one night, one night only and I'll put on a tournament which will wake a few guys up and make us get noticed again' and you know what? They agreed with me."
"So, I've been looking around, seeing what's going on and in my opinion, SRW has gone stale because it's become tame. So, at a date which I will announce soon, I'm going to be organising SRW's first annual 'Death-match Tournament' to crown the true king of the death-match here in SRW and for those fans who don't know, in a death-match anything and everything is legal."
"So what are you fans going to see? There will be four first round matches, which will involve light-tubes, barbed wire, razor wire, trash cans, staple guns, panes of glass, basically this will be the most violent, bloody night SRW has ever seen and at the end of the night, one man will stand atop SRW as the most violent, sadistic competitor this sport has ever seen"
Massive cheers by the crowd, who are evidently a bunch of sick, blood-lusting, freaks...
"So this means, I'm looking for 8 good men to enter into this tournament, no in fact, scratch that, I'm looking for 7 as I'm entering myself right here, right now!"
With that and with the fans cheering wildy, Cong_Man makes his exit from the ring, but he pauses at the top of the ramp. "So, this is my challenge to the rest of the locker-room...who has the inestinal fortitude to re-invigorate SRW? I'll see you fans soon, when I'll be announcing the first round brackets and stipulations...
__________________________________
So, as my CAW has said, who's up for this? All the matches in the tournament will be written by myself, so this doesn't mean any extra work for any of you guys.
If you would like to enter, simply post your most up-to-date CAW profile below and when I have seven more entrants I'll start work on this.
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2 more entrants required. Any takers?
Oh I get it now - makes the match even betterer. :)
Chris, the stipulation is that there are several bundles of light-tubes hanging above the ring. If either guy manages to climb the ladder and retrieve them, they can use them on their opponent. However, you still need to score a pin-fall to progress.
hehehe Ladders and Light tubes, hoping for an easy-ish opponent (CGJ make Blue Lightening enter :D).
Although I don't get the object of the match with light tubes? I'm guessing you win by climbing up the ladder and retreiving some thing but what is with the light tubes? :S
Although I don't get the object of the match with light tubes? I'm guessing you win by climbing up the ladder and retreiving some thing but what is with the light tubes? :S
Ok, the first round is shaping up like this, with two more entrants required:-
Razor Wire Ropes Match:
The Cong Man vs Entrant TBA
'Unlucky 13' Staple gun match:
Reaver (Ant) vs Anarchy (DW)
Ladders and Light-tubes Match:
Johnny Hammer (Chris) vs Entrant TBA
Fans Bring The Weapoms Match
Grandprix vs 'Mystery Opponent'
....
Razor Wire Ropes Match:
The Cong Man vs Entrant TBA
'Unlucky 13' Staple gun match:
Reaver (Ant) vs Anarchy (DW)
Ladders and Light-tubes Match:
Johnny Hammer (Chris) vs Entrant TBA
Fans Bring The Weapoms Match
Grandprix vs 'Mystery Opponent'
....
Count Anarchy in. Also, for the sake of it, Reaver, if he hasn't already. ;c)
Still waiting for 5 more entrants...geez, you guys weren't kidding about how little interest there is in SRW these days...
Still waiting for 5 more entrants...
Nice idea there Cong Man. I dunno if Krusher should enter...can't say why yet, need to get my match up first. I might finish it today, if not tomorrow.
I looked quite far down the topic list and couldnt find it so either it is really really far back which I doubt, or there is that slight possibility I may of missed it.
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