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"A Bit of Paulo Ferreira Genius"

Not sure if this has already been mentioned by anyone, but I thought it was hilarious.

According to SkySportsNews, he says he knows he will have to stop diving now he is in the premiership. "Tiago and I will have to changes our games now we have come to England."

Well....at least he's honest. Shame Pires didn't take up the same work ethic eh....?

Ronaldo does indeed dive. But it isn't malicious or annoyingly repetitive. Plus he stopped it as the season wore on. For this reason, I don't group him with the other 4 supreme cheats. I'm not being biased here, Kewell is, after all, a Liverpool player.

To be honest, I believe Ruud to be in a class of his own above the other three. I like Man Utd, I like watching them play, whereas I absolutely hate Arsenal - which seems to be a team of 10 cheats and Thierry Henry. So it's nothing to do with bias - Ruud Van Nistelrooy is an appalling cheat.

Stryke wrote:
> It's a battle between Pires, Viera, Kewell and Ruud for biggest cheat
> in the Prem. The order, I have decided, is this. There will be no
> arguments:
>
> Ruud
> Pires
> Kewell
> Viera

Aren't you forgetting Mr Ronaldo? He dives more than them four put together. He should be a member of the Portugese diving team for the Olympics.

Ruud isnt that bad. His reaction to gooner scum assualting him on a football pitch last season proves that.

Colourless wrote:

> There will be arguments. Pires should be above Ruud. Ruud does dive a
> lot, but Pires' "goatee" gets on my t!ts and his diving is
> more annoying and repetitive.

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The goatee is poor, true. But it is now gone. I shall launch a counter-argument. Pires dives a lot, true. But he doesn't sneakily elbow people, or cheat on a scale beyond diving. Ruud does.

I can tolerate Pires. Rudd is cheating scum.

Solskjær wrote:
> Fair enough; you can say that about van Nistelrooy.... :P
>
> At least, when the Dutchman goes down, he gets back up
> again!

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Only because when he's down he's missing valuable cheating time.

Stryke wrote:
> It's a battle between Pires, Viera, Kewell and Ruud for biggest cheat
> in the Prem. The order, I have decided, is this. There will be no
> arguments:
>
> Ruud
> Pires
> Kewell
> Viera

There will be arguments. Pires should be above Ruud. Ruud does dive a lot, but Pires' "goatee" gets on my t!ts and his diving is more annoying and repetitive.

It's a battle between Pires, Viera, Kewell and Ruud for biggest cheat in the Prem. The order, I have decided, is this. There will be no arguments:

Ruud
Pires
Kewell
Viera

Something about them Portugese and diving, but not old Twinkletoes, he's as honest as the day is long he is :-D

Pires dived against Pompeh!11

PoMPEH!!!

:(

I was like.

Nooooooo.

Then I was anger. he stoled our win which would've put us above the scummers.

blah.

Sorry about the Pires comment, I was wrong.

He doesn't dive. He anticipates the challenge....